My goodness, America's Top Heterosexual Congresscritter is in the news so much lately! We've gone from Not Gay Downton Abbey office to gayest ethics complaint ever to racist spokesgoon having to resign for being racist spokesgoon, all in the space of a week, and apparently Aaron is not done
I would say that I feel sorry for him, but Schock's a control freak with a thirst for power. He's closeted because: a) he's self-loathing and, 2) he knew that he could screw more money out of the system as a Republican. "You know what Taylor Swift said, 'Haters gonna hate.'" We don't hate the fact that you're gay Aaron, we hate the fact that your a slimy, sleazy dirtbag.
You know that line in Glee where Kurt gets told that he has a "gay face"? MhmmmUpdate: Just found out he went to a Katy Perry concert. Can he come out of the closet already. Update 2: Just saw a vine of him quoting from a Taylor Swift song
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Have you checked the cast of &quot;My Husband&#039;s Not Gay&quot; to see if he&#039;s in it? I <strong>100%</strong> get that vibe.
I'm originally from a town thirty minutes away from Peoria and that's the first thing to come to my mind.
Too old to be a twink.
Duhhh
I love your writing and absolutely funny sarcasm. You rock! Thank you :-)
I would say that I feel sorry for him, but Schock's a control freak with a thirst for power. He's closeted because: a) he's self-loathing and, 2) he knew that he could screw more money out of the system as a Republican. "You know what Taylor Swift said, 'Haters gonna hate.'" We don't hate the fact that you're gay Aaron, we hate the fact that your a slimy, sleazy dirtbag.
You know that line in Glee where Kurt gets told that he has a "gay face"? MhmmmUpdate: Just found out he went to a Katy Perry concert. Can he come out of the closet already. Update 2: Just saw a vine of him quoting from a Taylor Swift song
Sarcastic read it is...but really you wrote an amazing article... I don't know why people just love to show off for their money and do not go for quality work... well to be really honest I found commercial photographer las vegas way more better than this one!!
Evan, you are my hero! This article is sublime!! What a douche this queen is!
I dunno - Congressman Schock seems like a complete twat.
He seems straight...
Evangel College, Springfield MO. Of course. His closet is a good Christian one.
Bangalore or BangALot?
Shock is so gay he only throws down half a Shocker.
&quot;Personal photographer&quot; is a job luggage lifters (see previous Wonkette post) aspire to become.
There is, but it usually refers to a middle-aged middle manager with a beer belly fantasizing about buying a &#039;68 Mustang Fastback.
Have you checked the cast of &quot;My Husband&#039;s Not Gay&quot; to see if he&#039;s in it? I <strong>100%</strong> get that vibe.