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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

They would prefer death

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Never cross the streams

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

007, the collective IQ of the House GOP

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bobbert's avatar

However, that was a seriously lame Speaker-to-Animals. Speaker-to-Squirrels, maybe.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

When it comes to perverting graphic images, Cthulu is omni-appropriate. He's scary that way.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...considering that Republicans still believe in blood letting and alchemy, it doesn't surprise that they don't care about actual science

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Incoming Ham's avatar

It's ok. All you need to know is in the Bible. Why waste money on science?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

<i> The Long Term Ecological Research Network will miss a year’s worth of irreplaceable data.</i>

"Yaaay . . . fewer of those pesky science facts to dismiss."

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I left <a href="http:\/\/3weirdsisters.files.wordpre...\/2010\/12\/chthulu-thomas-kinkade-lighthouse1.jpg" target="_blank">this fine piece of cephalopodiac art</a> in the distant suburbs of Wonkville, but I think it deserves wider recognition.

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chascates's avatar

Whew! Good thing scientists are just making shit up (climate change, evolution, smoking causes cancer, etc.) or we might really be in trouble.

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