Hello, Wonketeers! It's time for another bizarre & disturbing Wonkette Sci-Blog. Get out your phones and come on in -- we're Drunk Dialing Congress! We were looking forward to devoting this week's blog exclusively to the celebration of one of the year's most anticipated holiday seasons:
...considering that Republicans still believe in blood letting and alchemy, it doesn't surprise that they don't care about actual science
I left <a href="http:\/\/3weirdsisters.files.wordpre...\/2010\/12\/chthulu-thomas-kinkade-lighthouse1.jpg" target="_blank">this fine piece of cephalopodiac art</a> in the distant suburbs of Wonkville, but I think it deserves wider recognition.
They would prefer death
Never cross the streams
007, the collective IQ of the House GOP
However, that was a seriously lame Speaker-to-Animals. Speaker-to-Squirrels, maybe.
When it comes to perverting graphic images, Cthulu is omni-appropriate. He&#039;s scary that way.
...considering that Republicans still believe in blood letting and alchemy, it doesn&#039;t surprise that they don&#039;t care about actual science
It&#039;s ok. All you need to know is in the Bible. Why waste money on science?
<i> The Long Term Ecological Research Network will miss a year&rsquo;s worth of irreplaceable data.</i>
&quot;Yaaay . . . fewer of those pesky science facts to dismiss.&quot;
I left <a href="http:\/\/3weirdsisters.files.wordpre...\/2010\/12\/chthulu-thomas-kinkade-lighthouse1.jpg" target="_blank">this fine piece of cephalopodiac art</a> in the distant suburbs of Wonkville, but I think it deserves wider recognition.
Whew! Good thing scientists are just making shit up (climate change, evolution, smoking causes cancer, etc.) or we might really be in trouble.