Remember how we ignored the Pulitzers because US Airways tweeted a picture of a lady with a plane in her vajayjay? Turns out the Center for Public Integrity won for a series on how the medical profession screws over black lung patients. Now ABC wants a piece
<i>They said the Pulitzer belonged to the ABC News. It was as much of the alphabet as they knew how to use.
Their derp it was unspeakable It lingered in the air Like their artificial laughter Their notion of public affairs . . . It was a fine idea at the time. Now it&#039;s a brilliant mistake.</i>
I find this all quite shocking. After all, television news is always extremely careful to credit all the information it steals from other news sources.
Wait, did I say &quot;steals&quot;? I mean, um, &quot;brings to a wider audience.&quot;
Saint Nicklaus?
<i>They said the Pulitzer belonged to the ABC News. It was as much of the alphabet as they knew how to use.
Their derp it was unspeakable It lingered in the air Like their artificial laughter Their notion of public affairs . . . It was a fine idea at the time. Now it&#039;s a brilliant mistake.</i>
I find this all quite shocking. After all, television news is always extremely careful to credit all the information it steals from other news sources.
Wait, did I say &quot;steals&quot;? I mean, um, &quot;brings to a wider audience.&quot;