ABC's Report Of Hillary Clinton's Death Somewhat Exaggerated

Ma I'm only sleeping Joe Torres, anchor for New York's ABC7, accidentally whoopsy-oops a little bit incorrectly said Hillary Clinton died on Sunday.

"We begin with breaking news of Hillary Clinton's death," he said, and then every single video of the incident stopped after that.

You know who else did not die on Sunday?

• Vince Foster.

• VI Lenin.

• Paul McCartney

• Mark Twain

• Generalissimo Francisco Franco

• Amelia Earhart

• Jason

•  Dick Cheney 

• Abe Vigoda

• Henry Kissinger

• Aimee Semple McPherson

• One or Two Characters in a Joss Whedon show

• Dracul

• Phyllis Schlafly

• Our Youthful Innocence (d. 1981)

•  Wonkette 

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