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Ron Spangler's avatar

I've said before that the "weird" thing has a shelf life, but the incoherence - and what it probably indicates about his mental health - needs to be front and center of every story about every public appearance he does. We see it with our own eyes and hear it with our own ears, but in the media it is generally ignored. Consequently, we're still even money to elect a sociopathic, narcissistic dementia patient president, because the NYT only reports on his "policies" as if he's just another candidate.

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Ron Spangler's avatar

"Mr. Trump said ..."

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Ralph's avatar

Put your wrists together for Donald Trump!

(That is, the Cheater would be happy to put manacles on everyone who doesn't support his becoming a monarch.)

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michael schlesinger's avatar

He also said nobody died on Jan. 6th. That'll sure come as a surprise to hero/patriot/martyr Ashli Babbitt, along with all those cops.

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JCfromNC's avatar

// Hell, after writing the alt-text I no longer want to write about Trump. //

I can't say I blame you. The alt-text *was* pretty awesome.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Pants on fire.

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CI Carlson's avatar

Well, if Netanyahu has his way (how many fronts has he opened now? Five? Seven?), then we may well be on the brink of WWIII. It’s just that Trump wouldn’t notice and if someone told him he’d want his cut.

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Boojum's avatar

I will generously donate my portion of the nuclear fallout to make the mango glow orange.

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Richard's avatar

Has anyone else noticed what seems to be a new series of photos that he has going up? They gotta be from his "press conference"?

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Jack Early's avatar

Twice 2001 is in the article instead of 2021.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Gotta fault you on the reference to Chump and Diet Mountain Dew, Dok.

Everyone knows Donald Chump only drinks Diet Choke.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Jeff Tiedrich found and posted this glorious video (it's a "Downfall" video someone did about JD Vance omg) : https://youtu.be/WiEO9p8OVMQ

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Normal libs. How dare you cover up the real story from the press conference.

The proven rapist, fraud and convicted felon Old Man Trump is guaranteed of victory now that we know how he bravely survived his helicopter being shot down over California. And, as he held the near lifeless body of Willie Brown in his arms, Willie looked up to him with tears streaming down his face and said "Sir, Mr. President, sir, I'm not as strong or smart as you, so I probably won't make it, but, with my dying breath, know that Kamabla is a nasty woman. Nasty, nasty woman. No one is as nasty as her. And she is so stupid. She didn't have an uncle who taught at MIT. But I can die happy now,. sir, having told you that and knowing your bloated face is the last thing I will ever see!"

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'm moved. Genuinely moved. Now I have to vote for Chump.

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Anzu's avatar

Normal Americans are tired of Donald Trump.

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carovee's avatar

So, why was the press even there? Also those side by side photos buzzfeed are brilliant.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

𝘒𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶̈𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘴.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Also the bosses support Trump

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gratuitous's avatar

The felon appears to have acquired what professionals call "loserstank." It's an incurable condition that repels even the shallowest of cult members. The felon's fanboiz appear to be quietly slipping away.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

One-a-week rallies are all he can do, so he wants everyone to come to him so he can campaign more. Sounds pretty decrepit to me.

Oh, and that all-important 3:00 AM phone call? Good luck with that. He'd be on the can, shit-raging about Brian Kemp.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

What is PAB doing in Floriduh in the middle of the summer? Enquiring Minds want to know!

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Mildewing

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Doh! 🤣

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

New Jersey's too close to the law.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

As I recall, crowd pics of Trump's New Jersey rally seemed like a few thousand people, most of whom had a "here I am at the beach, I wonder what this noisy thing going on here is" energy to them.

But there's really a reason for Trump obsessing about his crowd sizes. The entire justification for Stollen Election! has always been, how could a candidate who has all these big rallies possibly have lost?" As if ninety-nine percent of Americans (including millions of Trump supporters) never have been at and never will be at a Trump rally. Donny's dipshit mega-fans do vote, but they're outnumbered by a factor of a couple of hundred by people from both parties who have better things to do than be a part of that weirdness.

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