Jerry Boykin is on a mission to rescue Jesus from those faggy Eye-Talian artists that painted him as some kind of wimpy homo ladyboy. The retired lieutenant-general, now executive VP of the Family Research Council, told a Men's Prayer Breakfast at William Jessup University that we've got to stop thinking of Jesus as a skinny little guy with long pretty hair and start getting it right. Remember, the man was a carpenter:
"I command my followers to be as obnoxious as possible, so everyone will hate you and you can claim you're persecuted for following me, saith Jesus"
From 'the Prince of Peace' to the bully in the town square? No wonder people like Boykin prefer an angry, violent messiah. Peace is for sissies.
So, I guess the reason that all of those paintings depicting Jesus without bulging biceps, missing fingernails, or emanating stink lines is because Renissance artists lacked the skills to illustrate them.
That kind of throws a wrench into the Jebbus manscaping idea preffered by todays women,these damn publicans are bound and determined to go against women any way possible
"Some"?
I heard that lady used to be a prostitute!
Rock me, sexy Jesus!
You don't know Canadians until you know Maclean and Maclean.
But if He hit His thumb w/ a hammer, whose name would He take in vain?
Non-union finish carpenter wanted for quick job on Golgatha Hill. Must have own tools and truck.
"Why hast Thou forsaken me?"
Also not painting hair all over Jesus because Semitic is totally faggy.
"I command my followers to be as obnoxious as possible, so everyone will hate you and you can claim you're persecuted for following me, saith Jesus"
Bullshit 1:1
Ironically, he was a carpenter who was unemployed for 3 years who lived on handouts, which would classify him as a taker for this crowd.
I thought that was the Eighth Sacrament.
Poe's Law FTW.
From 'the Prince of Peace' to the bully in the town square? No wonder people like Boykin prefer an angry, violent messiah. Peace is for sissies.
My Jesus can beat up your Jesus.
So, I guess the reason that all of those paintings depicting Jesus without bulging biceps, missing fingernails, or emanating stink lines is because Renissance artists lacked the skills to illustrate them.
Wait, wot...?
That kind of throws a wrench into the Jebbus manscaping idea preffered by todays women,these damn publicans are bound and determined to go against women any way possible