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Accountability Is Coming. Tabs, Fri., Jan. 16, 2025

Morning news roundup and things to read!

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Rebecca Schoenkopf
Jan 16, 2026
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Listen to your friend Tim Walz. He’s a cool guy.

(Transcript)

Listen to your friend Wonkette.

Melissa Ryan’s thoughts on the speech, lists of vetted community resources waiting for your donations, and Trump’s evil shithead reaction. (Ctrl Alt Delete)

“When you think of it, we shouldn’t even have an election.” (Reuters archive link)

Trump sold his first tranche of Venezuelan oil for half a billion dollars and is holding it in for some reason (it’s so he can steal it) Qatar. And everyone seems to be fine with that. (Semafor) She gave him her Peace prize. This is the most pathetic thing that has ever happened. (Time)

What? Okay.

Trump: It is my Great Honor to announce that THE BOARD OF PEACE has been formed. The Members of the Board will be announced shortly, but I can say with certainty that it is the Greatest and Most Prestigious Board ever assembled at any time, any place. Thank you for your attention to this matter!DONALD J. TRUMPPRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA1.49k ReTruths6.48k Likes1/15/26, 3:24 PM

Our Liz splainers how Trump played himself with his Jerome Powell threats. (Public Notice)

They cut $2 billion from mental health but then the next day they restored the $2 billion for mental health. They are very stable. You can count on them. (NPR)

Bernie, Van Hollen, and Alsobrooks with a bill to bar Trump from naming the whole country after himself. (Sanders)

Can’t even deal with this Uvalde trial right now. Apparently, a teacher begged the school cop to do something about the shooter while he was still approaching with his rifle? Don’t know, refuse to read. (TPR)

Charlie Vaughan spent 35 years in prison. He was innocent, and now he’s free. (Radley Balko)

Happy sigh, Highway 1 is back, heart hug emoji! (Fodor’s)

This ex-wife is suing Kyrsten Sinema for alienation of affection. It sure sounds like Kyrsten Sinema seduced her security detail away from his wife and kids! Also, her former head of security allegedly worried she was banging her whole security team. I think Kyrsten Sinema might be a bad person? I mean besides the banging her whole security team part, that might be cool. (Suit)


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Jan 16

Your hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/crane-ballet-in-the-snow

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“Gonna ask Meryl Streep to give me one of her Oscars”

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