Total babe. Friends, Romans, Terrible Ones! We promised you a summer tour culminating in a frenzied orgy at July's Democratic and Republican conventions. Our word? We are going back on it. Shy's father is gravely ill, and we can't just skip out for a month at a time all SEE YA FUCKER. (He is a very good father, and a very nice father-in-law, and the best possible grandfather, and we are very worried.) However, we are hereby both making amends and doing you one better: our own Evan Hurst is going in our place, and he will probably be much better at covering the parties and nonsense than we would, because he is young and gay and vibrant, and we are old and tired and would probably just sit in the Wonkebago bitching about traffic and lawns, getting off of, the whole time anyway. (If you donated to the Wonkette Wonkebago beautification fund in the sidebar, Shy is returning your lovely muneez, with our thanks.)
Sorry for real life creeping in, just keep the home fires burning and I too hope all works out for the best.That Evan fellow seems nice, except for that Volvo thing...
Sorry to hear that and hope that Shy's dad gets betterer! Good that you all have such a deep bench of writers and these shitshows will be covered live! Go Evan!
Wish Shy's Dad all the best.
"... in spirits..."
ISWYDT
Add my best wishes for Shy's dad.
I will be in the Wonke-Volvo. IT IS TOO A THING.
Pics or it didn't happen!
Sorry for real life creeping in, just keep the home fires burning and I too hope all works out for the best.That Evan fellow seems nice, except for that Volvo thing...
Love and support for Grampa Pixel and your whole family.
Sorry to hear that and hope that Shy's dad gets betterer! Good that you all have such a deep bench of writers and these shitshows will be covered live! Go Evan!
So sorry to hear about ShyDad. Thinking best wishes. Blessed Be.
Good wishes, Rebecca.
All the best to Shy's father.
I'm sorry to hear about Shy's father.... all my best wishes to all of you.
Oh, best wishes to her... my sister-in-law had a stroke last year, and I know how difficult the aftermath can be.
Sorry to hear about Grandpa Pixel. Here's hoping for a quick and full recovery...
Best wishes to Grandpa, hope he makes a full recovery!
It does, he IS a babe. The picture he normally uses is kinda scary, like this one better!