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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>First</i> Amendment? Why are we still talking about the First Amendment?

2 > 1, bitchez!

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PubOption's avatar

Wasn't that in Africa?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You're already taking my munniez, so <i>defraud accompli.</i>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

More likely: tentacle porn.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Have a 'Gansett" was synonymous with Red Sox on the radio.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not that there would be anything wrong with restricting lame and unfunny satire. At least make it a misdemeanor, and fine the responsible dweeb $200.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They do carry on, don't they? "This is your final final really final notice, really, we mean it this time. Pretty much." I believe that the entire sum of my dues, plus 40%, were spent on mailing stuff to me.

The DNC is worse, btw.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I assumed that drilling rights parcels were measured that way, but maybe I'm confusing it with the "Connecticut".

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I can't imagine what he would do if this was something that showed up on Reddit...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=OXAQpKmc4zc" target="_blank">Pretty much</a>, yeah.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Satire? Everybody knows that <i>Satire</i> was <a href="http:\/\/ic.pics.livejournal.com\/dr_hermes\/14666255\/824834\/824834_original.jpg" target="_blank">Citizen Gaines</a>'s dying last word.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

and the homeliest of his femmes fatales.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The inventor of the submarine with screen doors?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

So that's why comments are not allowed at wonkette.com?

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Bezoar's avatar

Stalin!

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