Here is a thing that we all knew already, except for those of us who were homeschooled by a Duggar in Jesus's basement and think the Earth is flat and just a few thousand years old, and also gravity? Pffft, just a theory. Telling kids to save their v-cards for their lawfully wedded opposite-sex marriage spouse is really dumb. And it doesn't prevent pregnancy or disease. And in California, it is
That's what we have Fock Snooze for. How many times do I have to tell you? Also, tell your asshole friends to stay the Fock off our lawn, too. And where are my tools, dammit?!
after five years living in san francisco, I returned to Florida. even with nosferatu for governor, Florida is less of a shithole than ca. like, you know man, that's just my opinion.
Altho I agree that a Jimmie Choo does deliver a vicious punch, I've read that a Mitzy "Pretty Lucretia" four-inch heel is the most dangerous footwear in the world.
My parents never had "the talk" with either of their children (I'm 39 and my brother is 42). He shacked up with a girl a few years before marriage and I'm gay.Ergo: not talking to your children about sex = homosexuals and fornicators.
I love Wonkette, I really do. But the stupidity that you keep reporting makes me drink too much. Way too much. I'm not sure that you're good for my liver. I can't believe this story is not from Texas.
And "never, EVER think for yourself"!
That's what we have Fock Snooze for. How many times do I have to tell you? Also, tell your asshole friends to stay the Fock off our lawn, too. And where are my tools, dammit?!
Aww, what a cute nickname your love has!
It's a real pleasure to know that republican assholes can fuck up any state in the union.
it's to the advantage of the ruling class to have as many ignorant disposable drones as possible.
after five years living in san francisco, I returned to Florida. even with nosferatu for governor, Florida is less of a shithole than ca. like, you know man, that's just my opinion.
especially in otherwise quiet restaurants.
Wait, you mean I've been doing it wrong? Oh man, I got some 'splainin' to do!
Because oral sex isn't really sex. Never mind the "sex" in the label.
Seriously. The Quantifiable Harmists are professionals.
So ... Republicans?
That area is our own little Alabama.
Altho I agree that a Jimmie Choo does deliver a vicious punch, I've read that a Mitzy "Pretty Lucretia" four-inch heel is the most dangerous footwear in the world.
My parents never had "the talk" with either of their children (I'm 39 and my brother is 42). He shacked up with a girl a few years before marriage and I'm gay.Ergo: not talking to your children about sex = homosexuals and fornicators.
I love Wonkette, I really do. But the stupidity that you keep reporting makes me drink too much. Way too much. I'm not sure that you're good for my liver. I can't believe this story is not from Texas.
Clovis, NM LIBEL!!!!11!!!1!!!!1
I benefited from personal tutoring by some girls in the neighborhood. I owe everything to them.