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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"Hey baby, what's your sign?"

Danger - Hazardous Material Enclosed

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

You're in luck...I hear she's single again.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

She needs to lay off the botox.

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Mahousu's avatar

She <i>is</i> a catch; it's just that she's catch-and-release.

Thought the latest release may be delayed a bit.

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bobbert's avatar

The blood flow to the brain drops off sharply, because redirected.

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bobbert's avatar

Yay for autorepairing virginity.

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Mahousu's avatar

Perhaps she'll change her mind on <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/media\/rm1615047424\/nm3735316" target="_blank">whether she has enough time for regrets and what-ifs</a>.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Proving once again: pregnancy isn't divorce insurance.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Thespian?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I've known people who grow them in their garden for decorative purposes. People with children (my sister-in-law, in fact. She offered me seeds. I said no, thanks.)

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Probably the same plagiarizer I just read about in a back issue of the New Yorker. My students need to read that article too.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"You're wanted by the police and my wife thinks you're dead."

~ Junior Brown

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Yeah, but women's prison.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I fully realize the right wing nutz blame President Obama for everything. EVERYTHING.

Still, she went too far on this one.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Granting we're using "plan" in a vague way - this one seems to lack an exit strategy.

And, of course, a purpose.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Hard to believe she got caught. She planned it down to the first detail.

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