"Tea Party Presidential Twitter debate" sounds like a) a terrible orgy of hollering wingnuts furiously flinging spelling errors around at each other like the clap going around a trailer park or b) something worthy of contenders for our nation's highest office?
Just remember this handy common Twitter shorthand for when you need another tweet to finish your thought: "I can't possibly shorten this tweet, it will be in two batches."
That's his real name. I believe his nickname is "Blumpkin" Humphreys.
Just remember this handy common Twitter shorthand for when you need another tweet to finish your thought: "I can't possibly shorten this tweet, it will be in two batches."
can't = cnt possibly = pssy shorten = sht tweet = twt batches = btchs
They will surely understand.
hell yeah!
Know what you can do w/ NO hands?
OK - I'll be the first.
A tempest in a B-cupp?
And her cousin, Lotta Topp.
Tina doesn't really have cupps.
The only thing to read on Twitter is comedians practicing their one-liners.
Slightly shorter title: "Tea Party Presidential Twit Debate"
That's a tough problem. Where would you find someone who speaks Teabaggish and is also literate?
A "Rusty Humphrey" sounds like a third-rate mixed drink, probably something made with Southern Comfort.
What about guns, gays, and Guatmelans?
There's a matching N.W. cup.
We'll be lucky if we can assemble a sonnet from the correctly-spelled words.
Or Mounds, since he doesn't.
She's cutting the line in front of Rick Perry -- does she really think God won't notice?