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That's his real name. I believe his nickname is "Blumpkin" Humphreys.

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Just remember this handy common Twitter shorthand for when you need another tweet to finish your thought: "I can't possibly shorten this tweet, it will be in two batches."

can't = cnt possibly = pssy shorten = sht tweet = twt batches = btchs

They will surely understand.

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hell yeah!

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Know what you can do w/ NO hands?

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OK - I'll be the first.

A tempest in a B-cupp?

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And her cousin, Lotta Topp.

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Tina doesn't really have cupps.

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The only thing to read on Twitter is comedians practicing their one-liners.

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Slightly shorter title: "Tea Party Presidential Twit Debate"

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That's a tough problem. Where would you find someone who speaks Teabaggish and is also literate?

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A "Rusty Humphrey" sounds like a third-rate mixed drink, probably something made with Southern Comfort.

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What about guns, gays, and Guatmelans?

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There's a matching N.W. cup.

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We'll be lucky if we can assemble a sonnet from the correctly-spelled words.

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Or Mounds, since he doesn't.

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She's cutting the line in front of Rick Perry -- does she really think God won't notice?

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