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Ad-Up: The Latest from Kerry, In Case You Thought They Were Done

Title: Across America
Source: Kerry-Edwards
Theme: It's time for a new direction
Music: Graceful, girly (with purple-streaked lower-thirds)
Kerry: Will fight for middle class; will support "strong military and strong alliances"; will read to children and push them on swings; "We will defeat terror. I believe our future belongs to freedom, not fear."
People: Smiling women; minorities at work; children at work; men in hard hats
Patriotism: American flag raised in front of school; lapel pin; teddy bears

Title: Never
Source: Kerry-Edwards
Theme: Kerry responds to Bush attacks on "global test"
Kerry: Angry, strong; will "never take my eye off Osama bin Laden, al Qaeda, and the terrorists."
People: Crowds are so captivated by Kerry's strength they rise from their seats and excitedly applaud, their faces glossed over by his talk of hunting down the terrorists - "We will kill them."

Title: Economy Kick Start
Source: Kerry-Edwards
Theme: It's time for a new direction
Music: As hip as MSNBC
Kerry: Will kick the economy into gear, "believes America canbe America againdo better."
Bush: "Is satisfied with an economy with lower-paying jobs." Kerry is not.
People: Working, smiling, assembling cars, taking drugs