Ad-Up: Wolves at the Door

Henry the intern sums up the latest campaign ads, since you probably won't see them anyway.

Title: Wolves 

Source: Bush-Cheney/RNC

Subject: Terrorism

Music: Spooky

Scare tactics: Narration of "increasingly scary world"; smoky, dark forest ruled by wolves that will eat your children; wolves are waiting to attack America when Kerry is elected

Kerry: Voted to "slash" intelligence funding; in favor of weakening American defenses, "which attracts those that are waitingto do America harm"

Bush: Can multitask by reading, holding phone, and approving this message

Patriotism: Protecting America, protecting America, protecting America

People: Not shown; they were eaten by a pack of salivating wolves

 Wolves [GeorgeWBush.com]