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Ad-Up: Wolves at the Door
Henry the intern sums up the latest campaign ads, since you probably won't see them anyway.
Scare tactics: Narration of "increasingly scary world"; smoky, dark forest ruled by wolves that will eat your children; wolves are waiting to attack America when Kerry is elected
Kerry: Voted to "slash" intelligence funding; in favor of weakening American defenses, "which attracts those that are waitingto do America harm"
Bush: Can multitask by reading, holding phone, and approving this message
Patriotism: Protecting America, protecting America, protecting America
People: Not shown; they were eaten by a pack of salivating wolves