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Ad-Up: Wrong Again Edition
Henry the intern watches the campaign ads released in the last 24 hours. Since you probably won't see them anyway. Continues after the jump.
Title: Middle Class Families
Subject: Health care
Music: From downtrodden to hopeful, upbeat
Kerry: Will "help families," make Americans smile
Bush: Stone-cold, obviously lacks compassion for families
Patriotism: American flag, teddy bears, red apple
People: All smiles, except for the workers without health care
Why?Are there three images of the Capitol dome next to Bush?
Music: From frightening to hopeful, upbeat. Save us, John Kerry!
Kerry: Reads by the window; waves arm at rallies; will "stop at nothing to get the terrorists beforethey get us"
Bush: Clueless, speechless
Patriotism: American flags, lapel pin
People: White woman on the verge of tears (Over mess in Iraq or because she can't blink?)
Scare tactics: Troops on the run; masked insurgents with big guns; fire
Title: No Casualties
Source: MoveOn PAC
Subject: Iraq, Bush's record
Narrator: Sarcastic, sense of disbelief
Music: Reserved, sullen
Bush: Idiotic, dimwit; "WRONG" --in bold, red letters-- on every issue and "WRONG" for four more years.
People: "Rev. Pat Robertson said. . ."
Scare tactics: Black and white images with red "wrong" throughout; our president as utterly incompetent