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Suzie's avatar

God is a man-made construct with a man-made religion and a man-made book of misogyny!! If God were real, she would strick down FOTUS!!

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Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

He’s just mad that DEI is allowing black folks like Kanye West and Candace Owens to take his job.

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Rick Jacobs's avatar

Graduating from High School with a 1.7 GPA is nothing to brag about. Either he was not very bright, or he was not motivated to do better. Giving him the benefit that he was not stupid, then perhaps, LAFD wanted someone who was more motivated.

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DemoCat's avatar

Adam Carolla is one of those names you forget about for a couple decades and then hear about and are surprised he’s still alive. Wasn’t he actually paired with Dr. Drew at one point? On a call-in show where Drew played the straight man and tried to give advice while Carolla made politically incorrect comments that made frat guys snort? Carolla was doomed to age poorly. When you start out at age 30 hosting a show with “Juggies” and “girls jumping on trampolines,” you are destined to follow the Rob Schneider path to conservative grievance.

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Eph oph's avatar

How one simply doesn’t land on ‘maybe, maybe not’ is weird.

You have a strong opinion while lacking sufficient data? How charmingly internet of you.

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areader's avatar

Caucasian men have said ‘I don’t need a college degree, I’m White.’ on more than a few occasions.(outloud on jobs). ‘I don’t need a degree to be a manager.’ When a Caucasian woman(#1 recipients of EEO and DEI) or a Black man, each with a 4 year degree in the specific field and a master’s, got the job, the same Caucasian men then said, they had been passed over because of EEO and DEI.

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DemoCat's avatar

I think one of the things maga like most about Trump is the idea that qualifications and credentials are simply elite, highbrow, liberal intellectual concepts. He hires people based on fealty and ideology rather than experience, training or competence. They love that. Because loyalty to Trump is easy for them. Plus you get to thumb your nose at snooty, educated people and their advanced degrees. Trump made it more than ok to be an ignorant toady, he made it hip.

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Bill Brouillard's avatar

I think the LAFD made a wise choice.

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Demetria Parks's avatar

Someone on Facebook pointed out that Adam Carolla didn't even have his HS diploma when he was 19. He didn't get it until he was 25.

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Bel-Ami's avatar

And a 17 year old with a 1.7 GPA is not going to shoot to the top of anyone's hiring pile, regardless. There was always the military- that's what guys like that usually do.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Perhaps his shifty GPA had something to do with not being hired? What a POS.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Thousands of people take a test every year . . . and this dipshit "walked to a fire station" and "asked" if he could get a job? Can't imagine why he wasn't hired on the spot.

That said, I can easily imagine that the racist asshole he talked to would give him that racist bullshit explanation.

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Steve B's avatar

Adam who?

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I'd take it one step further. I would suggest the lying racist piece of shit never applied in the first place.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

If it’s starting fires it must be AWESOME gay sex. But hey, maybe tone it down a little k?

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Bill Door's avatar

Was he...bragging...about that GPA?

Because my idiot cat had a higher GPA than that, and my idiot cat didn't even attend high school.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

19 y.o. with a GPA of 1.7? Who WOULDN'T hire him!

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