Good news for anyone planning to spend the Fourth of July sweating in the gaseous humidity of our nation’s capital: gibbering baboon fart and one-time Ken Layne man-crush Adam Kokesh has cancelled his thousand-person-strong march of armed morons who love the Second Amendment so much they just can’t shut the fuck up about it, ever. Bad news for anyone planning to spend the Fourth of July in the capital of any one of our fifty-seven states: Kokesh is calling for his followers to instead march on each state capital to demand the dissolution of the federal government. Good luck with that!
I wish I knew that when my roommate and I ate an entire tin of Charlie's Chocolate Chip Cookies (anyone remember Charlie's Chips? That Charlie).
man, this is sad. i remember when this guy was a real hero over in these wonkette parts and did some protest-y things (without a shirt) that we all kinda liked.
I suspect that he got something like 43 people lined up for the stunt -- a number so pathetic, in any event, that not even Faux News could manipulate the optics and make it look like thousands.
That, plus the likelihood of his still being in jail come July 4, or at best out on bail, when a weapons violation would not be particularly wise.
I wish I knew that when my roommate and I ate an entire tin of Charlie's Chocolate Chip Cookies (anyone remember Charlie's Chips? That Charlie).
puff, puff, pass
to be fair, they were angry birds
him and <a href="http:\/\/recursivelyrecursive.files....\/2010\/04\/recursive-t-shirt.jpg" target="_blank">Wil Wheaton</a>
the Canter&#039;s Reuben rocks...
so when is Obummer ordering the drone strike on the Philly jail?
Damn and I always went for Cheetoes and Tootsie Rolls (not together). If I ever pick up the pipe again I may have to try that.
remember the robot?
fashion victim.
man, this is sad. i remember when this guy was a real hero over in these wonkette parts and did some protest-y things (without a shirt) that we all kinda liked.
i blame obama.
I suspect that he got something like 43 people lined up for the stunt -- a number so pathetic, in any event, that not even Faux News could manipulate the optics and make it look like thousands.
That, plus the likelihood of his still being in jail come July 4, or at best out on bail, when a weapons violation would not be particularly wise.
I checked out the &quot;7 things that make her aroused,&quot; but Adam Kokesh wasn&#039;t on the list.