Oh, Pope Rick Santorum and pumpkin-headed hyena Newt Gingrich almost formed a Unity Ticket to beat eventual nominee and member of the House of Lords Mittens of Romney? But they couldn't because talks broke down when neither of them would accept the veep spot because both of them had to be president? Well color us shocked -- shocked! -- that two of the most undeservedly self-regarding men in the universe could not lay down their own egos to save their party from a Romnastrophe. How great would a Sangrich or Gintorum ticket have been? The smegma-lipped moral scold and the undisciplined libertine would have ridden into American history with at least a solid 34 percent of the American electorate behind them, hungry for that frothy mix of Neil Bush and Carrie Nation.
Obviously running as a triumvirate with either Michele Bachmann or Sarah Palin wouldn't work either because they wouldn't be able to decide which one to join them.
i would have gone with gingrich too. he may be an egotistical conservative windbad, but santorum really has cromwell (oliver of course) written all over him.
actually i have a hard time thinking of anyone who scares me more (including bachmann or palin). not that he ever had any kind of chance, but still.
Yeah, Callista, that's who I meant, all these people run together in my mind. Or fade away, in this case. Plastic and without shame? I see no obstacle.
Because somebody from another job is Mr. Purple!
Obviously running as a triumvirate with either Michele Bachmann or Sarah Palin wouldn't work either because they wouldn't be able to decide which one to join them.
This seems likely.
the only talent barack obama has faced in his political career is bobby rush.
i would have gone with gingrich too. he may be an egotistical conservative windbad, but santorum really has cromwell (oliver of course) written all over him.
actually i have a hard time thinking of anyone who scares me more (including bachmann or palin). not that he ever had any kind of chance, but still.
I named my Roomba "Callista". A robot that sucks.
dunno 'bout that. Bamz and Michelle exude energy. Especially (ihopeihopeihope) the future Mrs. Just Pixelz.
I think we know who is Felix and who is Oscar in this Odd Couple.
Extra credit for getting the umlaut in there.
Nobody like a goat fucker, except other goats.
Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?
Uh, Newt, I don't see how "fondness for pie" is a presidential qualification.
Just think, they were that close to winning.
They should have let their wives fight it out. My money would have been on Ann. Mrs. Rick is probably too worn out from childbearing.
I can only imagine the arguments about which one was responsible for the inevitable loss.
Yeah, Callista, that's who I meant, all these people run together in my mind. Or fade away, in this case. Plastic and without shame? I see no obstacle.