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WA Bishop's avatar

Because somebody from another job is Mr. Purple!

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chascates's avatar

Obviously running as a triumvirate with either Michele Bachmann or Sarah Palin wouldn't work either because they wouldn't be able to decide which one to join them.

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bobbert's avatar

This seems likely.

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fuflans's avatar

the only talent barack obama has faced in his political career is bobby rush.

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fuflans's avatar

i would have gone with gingrich too. he may be an egotistical conservative windbad, but santorum really has cromwell (oliver of course) written all over him.

actually i have a hard time thinking of anyone who scares me more (including bachmann or palin). not that he ever had any kind of chance, but still.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I named my Roomba "Callista". A robot that sucks.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

dunno 'bout that. Bamz and Michelle exude energy. Especially (ihopeihopeihope) the future Mrs. Just Pixelz.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I think we know who is Felix and who is Oscar in this Odd Couple.

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Bezoar's avatar

Extra credit for getting the umlaut in there.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Nobody like a goat fucker, except other goats.

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Bezoar's avatar

Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Uh, Newt, I don't see how "fondness for pie" is a presidential qualification.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Just think, they were that close to winning.

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PsycWench's avatar

They should have let their wives fight it out. My money would have been on Ann. Mrs. Rick is probably too worn out from childbearing.

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PsycWench's avatar

I can only imagine the arguments about which one was responsible for the inevitable loss.

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PsycWench's avatar

Yeah, Callista, that's who I meant, all these people run together in my mind. Or fade away, in this case. Plastic and without shame? I see no obstacle.

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