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"Algy, old man, simply smashing reference."

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I haven't been following closely -- have the Sequestrian Events started at the Olympics?

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Not Safe For Wonketeers.

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If I'm reading this right, Mackenzie is supporting the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan as government make-work projects. In that case, I have good news for her: spending that same money domestically can create <a href="http:\/\/www.peri.umass.edu\/fileadmin\/pdf\/working_papers\/working_papers_151-200\/WP151.pdf" target="_blank">more than twice as many jobs!</a> Or, if she prefers, spend half that amount and still have the same net number of jobs.

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They were just making sure the Japanese didn't invade the Philippines while our backs were turned. And in that, you will have to admit, they were fully successful.

Also , I don't think we had any merchant vessels sunk by German U-boats either. Win-win.

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At least the conversation would be free of "any citations or sources for these 'facts'," so that should shave off a good five minutes right there.

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The AIDS epidemic? Yeah, I'm going to say the AIDS epidemic.

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No need for that ... he's content to fap to the fallacious right-wing crap in the pages of the Journal.

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Good God, y'all.

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Or pants.

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Not to mention the rufty and corrosife, lo, most Terrible condition that our reliable Mufkettes have become as of late!

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I second the call of Bullshit. <a href="http://defense.aol.com/2012..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://defense.aol.com/2012/03/16/the-military-im...">http://defense.aol.com/2012...

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Perhaps she should go back a little before 1916. There was an army in 1914 which could lose 19,000 soldiers in a day, and still managed to function.

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Note to prospective lovers of Hackenzie "American" Eaglen, looking to tickle her war-boner.: try whispering "1916"

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Hey, is that chick wearing a sweater vest? OMYGOD RICK SANTORUM IS CROSS-DRESSING!

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Kris, you are asking for QUANTITATIVE REASONING. That's so cute!

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