American Family Association blogger Bryan Fischer said a couple days back that firefighters in Tennessee letting that house burn down was the "Christian thing" to do, and after we picked it up and it spread across the Internets, it turns out a lot of people, Christian and non-Christian, thought he was quite incorrect about that! But Fischer has
In heaven the all-you-can-eat buffets are open 24/7, and their is always space to maneuver your hoveround. When you have a hankerin' for some culture there is the Grand Ol' Opry, house of music and mirth. Oooo-wee! Sign me up!
Therefore I say to you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink; nor about your body, what you will put on. Is not life more than food and the body more than clothing?
Look at the birds of the air, for they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they?
Which of you by worrying can add one cubit to his stature?
So why do you worry about clothing? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow: they neither toil nor spin;
and yet I say to you that even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.
Now if God so clothes the grass of the field, which today is, and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, will He not much more clothe you, O you of little faith?
Therefore do not worry, saying, "What shall we eat?' or "What shall we drink?' or "What shall we wear?'
For after all these things the Gentiles seek. For your heavenly Father knows that you need all these things.
But seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness, and all these things shall be added to you.
Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about its own things. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble.
<b>Shorter Jesus: </b><i> &quot;Insurance, Shmin-suracnce!</i> Also, Bryan Fischer and the American Family Association are kindly requested to eat a bag of salted rat dicks for dragging me into this and twisting my message.&quot;
I was going to post a really long bit about lilies and fields and how they really don&#039;t give a shit about tomorrow, because they&#039;re lilies and Jesus said as much and why can&#039;t you be more like the fuckin&#039; lilies, anyway? Would a lily of the field give you $75 to have you come over and throw water on it in the unlikely event it should ever catch on fire? But then I realized, it doesn&#039;t matter. Nobody in their right goddamned mind thinks this pig fucker Bryan Fischer of the AFA has an inkling of an idea what Jesus thought about stuff.
Actually it would be Chuck Christ. True story - my brother got whooped by his nun teacher when he kept referring to Jesus&#039; folks as Mr. and Mrs. Christ.
I&#039;m kinda a Christian and stuff like this really makes the day harder than it needs to be. See, the more I experience these moronic preening pukes, the less attractive heaven looks. An eternity with Jerry Falwell? Can we just book my room in Hell now?
From what I read, they did an analysis in 2008 for Bumblefuck, to see what kind of unbearable tax increase that it would take to fund the firefighters through property taxes (and therefore cover everyone, not just the elite Bumblefuckster &quot;subscribers&quot;).
This would have cost each household the huge unbelievably slavery-like tax increase of $0.13 each! GET YOUR SOCIALIST HANDS OFF THE CHANGE IN MY COUCH, LIBTARDS!!
All the statistical unhumorous answers to your good points can probably be found <a href="http:\/\/troy.troytn.com\/Obion%20County%20Fire%20Department%20Presentation%20Presented%20to%20the%20County%20Commission.pdf" target="_blank"> in this document as well...</a>
Well...it&#039;s more his fan club that&#039;s the problem.
Well, I was in a love triangle once.
No, it&#039;s better to give. Give &#039;til it hurts.
In heaven the all-you-can-eat buffets are open 24/7, and their is always space to maneuver your hoveround. When you have a hankerin&#039; for some culture there is the Grand Ol&#039; Opry, house of music and mirth. Oooo-wee! Sign me up!
<i>&quot;The poor your will always have with you...&quot;</i>
&quot;Unless you let their houses accidently burn down,&quot; He added with a sly grin.
I like to picture Jesus as a ninja.
I&#039;m just wondering why that picture of Jesus looks like my dad, circa 1982.
Ahem. From the Book of Matthew:
Therefore I say to you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink; nor about your body, what you will put on. Is not life more than food and the body more than clothing?
Look at the birds of the air, for they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they?
Which of you by worrying can add one cubit to his stature?
So why do you worry about clothing? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow: they neither toil nor spin;
and yet I say to you that even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.
Now if God so clothes the grass of the field, which today is, and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, will He not much more clothe you, O you of little faith?
Therefore do not worry, saying, &quot;What shall we eat?&#039; or &quot;What shall we drink?&#039; or &quot;What shall we wear?&#039;
For after all these things the Gentiles seek. For your heavenly Father knows that you need all these things.
But seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness, and all these things shall be added to you.
Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about its own things. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble.
<b>Shorter Jesus: </b><i> &quot;Insurance, Shmin-suracnce!</i> Also, Bryan Fischer and the American Family Association are kindly requested to eat a bag of salted rat dicks for dragging me into this and twisting my message.&quot;
I was going to post a really long bit about lilies and fields and how they really don&#039;t give a shit about tomorrow, because they&#039;re lilies and Jesus said as much and why can&#039;t you be more like the fuckin&#039; lilies, anyway? Would a lily of the field give you $75 to have you come over and throw water on it in the unlikely event it should ever catch on fire? But then I realized, it doesn&#039;t matter. Nobody in their right goddamned mind thinks this pig fucker Bryan Fischer of the AFA has an inkling of an idea what Jesus thought about stuff.
[ / Maker&#039;s Mark fueled rant]
Man...there&#039;s a bumper-sticker right there.
Actually it would be Chuck Christ. True story - my brother got whooped by his nun teacher when he kept referring to Jesus&#039; folks as Mr. and Mrs. Christ.
Jesus? What&#039;s on your Ipod? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNnAvTTaJjM">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
I&#039;m kinda a Christian and stuff like this really makes the day harder than it needs to be. See, the more I experience these moronic preening pukes, the less attractive heaven looks. An eternity with Jerry Falwell? Can we just book my room in Hell now?
I bet Hell still only has dial-up though.
Dude looks like he&#039;s gonna invade Poland.
From what I read, they did an analysis in 2008 for Bumblefuck, to see what kind of unbearable tax increase that it would take to fund the firefighters through property taxes (and therefore cover everyone, not just the elite Bumblefuckster &quot;subscribers&quot;).
This would have cost each household the huge unbelievably slavery-like tax increase of $0.13 each! GET YOUR SOCIALIST HANDS OFF THE CHANGE IN MY COUCH, LIBTARDS!!
All the statistical unhumorous answers to your good points can probably be found <a href="http:\/\/troy.troytn.com\/Obion%20County%20Fire%20Department%20Presentation%20Presented%20to%20the%20County%20Commission.pdf" target="_blank"> in this document as well...</a>
&quot; roots in the Middle East or something&quot;
roots in the Middle Earth or something.