The American Family Association's Bryan Fischer left us a present in the RSS feed this morning: a pleasant blog post about how WE MUST KILL ALL OF THE BEARS. Fischer takes offense to a report that global warming has tweaked Yellowstone grizzly bears' food supply, causing some of them to go after humans and get shot in the process. "God makes it clear in Scripture that deaths of people and livestock at the hands of savage beasts is a sign that the land is under a curse. The tragic thing here is that we are bringing this curse upon ourselves." So Bryan Fischer believes in global warming? Don't be silly. He believes in the curse of our country's failing morality and in the curse of NOT SHOOTING DEAD ALL THE BEARS IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW.
Yeah...but it just dawned on that I might have to rethink the whole premise. I mean the ramifications are enormous...ethics, compassion, logical consequences...does anyone here know how massive doses of cholesterol would affect a bear?
<i>&ldquo;...God makes it clear in Scripture that deaths of people and livestock at the hands of savage beasts is a sign that the land is under a curse....&quot;</i>
Savage beasts have no <strike>instinct</strike> desire to hunt, kill and/or eat people and/or livestock within lands which are not under a curse. I think that&#039;s the biblical message here. Or, in other words, these holy rollers are batshit crazy.
You got it wrong Fischer...one bear is worth an infinite number of you. Seriously, if you, Rush Limbaugh and I were confronted by a hungry bear I would break your fucking leg whereas I would only kick Rush in the balls.
THANK YOU BRYAN FISCHER! At long last, we have found the litmus test for stupidity and monstrously fuckedness!
There does seem to be a very clear bright line.
The real danger is if the bears learn to fly helicopters and start to shoot back. Or if they become muslins.
Yes.
<i>If it&rsquo;s a choice between grizzlies and humans, the grizzlies have to go. And it&rsquo;s time.</i>
Is he suggesting the Almighty made a mistake in creating the bears?
Da Bears will win, unless the person doin&#039; da hunting is Ditka. Da Bears!
<i> We&rsquo;re like a hot dog on two legs.&rdquo; </i>
I notice that Fischer chose a quote involving a phallic symbol to illustrate his point.
Yeah...but it just dawned on that I might have to rethink the whole premise. I mean the ramifications are enormous...ethics, compassion, logical consequences...does anyone here know how massive doses of cholesterol would affect a bear?
Gaymen.
<i>&ldquo;...God makes it clear in Scripture that deaths of people and livestock at the hands of savage beasts is a sign that the land is under a curse....&quot;</i>
Savage beasts have no <strike>instinct</strike> desire to hunt, kill and/or eat people and/or livestock within lands which are not under a curse. I think that&#039;s the biblical message here. Or, in other words, these holy rollers are batshit crazy.
That&#039;s because you&#039;re an elitist with an elitist education who doesn&#039;t READ THEIR BIBLE.
You got it wrong Fischer...one bear is worth an infinite number of you. Seriously, if you, Rush Limbaugh and I were confronted by a hungry bear I would break your fucking leg whereas I would only kick Rush in the balls.
Bryan Fischer needs to be stripped naked, have a salmon shoved up his ass and dropped into the nearest hungry Grizzly location.
Amen.