The American Family Association's Bryan Fischer knows why the current WikiLeaks headache is happening to the government: The Gays. "Julian Assange is not the bad guy here - the homosexual soldier is" is the title of this latest column, one that will earn Fischer a Pulitzer or at
Bryan Fischer is in his study, typing at his laptop by the light of a single lamp. He types a few words, then types "gay pique" and hesitates.
"Gay peek, heh, don't mind if I do!" he says to himself, smiling a little. "But just a short one, I have deadlines." He switches to a web browser, then catches himself. "THIS IS MADNESS! IT IS WRONG!" He takes a breath. "It is wrong to call it a peek, for I am just researching their depravity! I am making sure I know what evil I am fighting, here! Specifically, DEPRAVED MILITARY ANUS PENETRATING EVIL!" as he types that very sentence into his search bar.
Then he beats off furiously to gay porn, then says a quiet prayer to God to help him destroy the evil, evil, horrible, sinful, tempting, lustful, firm gays, but has to stop praying this way, as he starts feeling another "gay pique" coming on.
The stupid....it hurts.
Bryan Fischer is in his study, typing at his laptop by the light of a single lamp. He types a few words, then types "gay pique" and hesitates.
"Gay peek, heh, don't mind if I do!" he says to himself, smiling a little. "But just a short one, I have deadlines." He switches to a web browser, then catches himself. "THIS IS MADNESS! IT IS WRONG!" He takes a breath. "It is wrong to call it a peek, for I am just researching their depravity! I am making sure I know what evil I am fighting, here! Specifically, DEPRAVED MILITARY ANUS PENETRATING EVIL!" as he types that very sentence into his search bar.
Then he beats off furiously to gay porn, then says a quiet prayer to God to help him destroy the evil, evil, horrible, sinful, tempting, lustful, firm gays, but has to stop praying this way, as he starts feeling another "gay pique" coming on.
4. I have Republican relatives, their farts sound more like a dying backed up vacuum cleaner.
That was breathtakingly breathtaking.
Quick! That gay "A List" series should grab up this drama queen as a script consultant STAT!
"Gay pique"? Is that a new shade of color?
i was looking at Old Media and thinking 50s aftershave.
Clearly Fischer has no problem with pique itself. He's all about pique.
Bryan, the references to ropes and torpedoes suggests something. Would you like to guess what?
<i>What is &quot;gay pique&quot;, exactly?</i> I dunno but Bryan sure seems to know a lot about it.
&#039;bryan&#039; is the gay way of spelling brian.
You&#039;ve evidently seen my movie collection.