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Because Florida

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I think he'll show up and be a dick about it, but he needs to be at these things. It would be more interesting, of course, if he was running against a newbie and they both showed up. (You would, for one thing, see what's left of the wingnuts' heads explode)

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Slacker 😉😉😉

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Sorry, but we've got to get him back here and deal with him. I don't want him handing Air Force One over to Vlad. That thing's full of super-secret shit.

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Hey! Is he bowing?

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Many moons ago, I was acquainted with the brewmaster for anchor steam. He always brought beer to the parties...

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Luxury vinyl tile is the way to go...

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Well, that can be correct. Some folks believe what they’re told to think...

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Occam’s razor provides the closest shave...

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It’s raining abortions! Save me jeebus! Bwahahahaha!

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This cheers me...

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I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for Rohrabacher's behavior - probably involving enough acid to keep a herd of elephants processing their traumatic formative experiences for a decade, but reasonable.

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A boycott?! That's liberal territory!

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Have they actually announced a boycott? I haven't heard of one. That's an important first step, I think, to a boycott.

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