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Governor Scott will be introducing bills in the next legislative term that would require voters to present a Glamor Shot and two signed and notarized statements that the person is white before registering to vote.

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do you know if the good people of WI are sick of this douchebag yet?

i could type something in the googles but i much prefer concise wonketteer responses...

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What eco-fucking-nomics??? They're closing what, the least profitable DMV offices? I bet there are some unprofitable welfare and unemployment offices they can cherry-pick, too. When does that recall election get underway ... this giant walking prick needs to be tossed out on his fat teabagger ass, ASAP.

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Next, literacy tests that are based on Fox News reports. Not the Bible, because black people can beat them at actual Bible.

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It's too bad there's no way to test for the presence of a functioning conscience, as a prerequisite for electoral office.

Although, if we could, the 'baggers and Kochsuckers would probably concoct some reason it was a violation of their Constitutional rights. "Amoral assholes are entitled to representation," and/or something about freedom of religion (since being an asshole is an unavoidable consequence of their religious beliefs.)

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You can't cross a line when it's miles behind you.

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"Your move, <strike>Rick Scott</strike> Voldemort."

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The word you're looking for is "banality".

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Video of Walker getting shouted down at a brand new rest stop. Enjoy. <a href="http://mystateline.com/full..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://mystateline.com/fulltext-news?nxd_id=26521...">http://mystateline.com/full...

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Just go to your nearest not-yet-shuttered DMV office... the one in the white Republican district, on the other side of the freeway.

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"Currently, only 30 [of 72] counties have offices that meet that 20-hour requirement."

Anyone care to hazard a guess about the extent of coverage in GOP/conservatard districts?

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I'm pretty sure they'll get around to reprogramming the machines.

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Screw the parking. Make it necessary to walk. Disabled Dems should be happy to vote by mail, knowing the net benefit.

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Question is, can they get ready now, so the vote is held in January? Or do they have to wait 'till January before they can get the ball rolling.

Might have to ask the Wisconsin supreme court ... oh wait, never mind.

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Anyone without a drivers license gets 3/5 of a vote? Yeah, I can see Obama "negotiating" his way to that sort of compromise. (The GOP would be asking for 1/2 a vote, so it's a win for the Dems.)

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One thing though...Our governor here in Maine is cut from the same cloth as Walker. Watching these shenanigans has make my hyper-alert to the same thing here. Just try it, Lepage...just fucking try it.

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