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chascates's avatar

He has too much rank to be sent to Minot, North Dakota or Thule, Greenland.

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote> scintillating conversation about beta decay</blockquote>

What you did there, I see it.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

And perform seppuku?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The hookers are all doing post-doctoral research in chemistry.

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fuflans's avatar

honestly, who amongst us has not been drunk from Zurich to Moscow?

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bobbert's avatar

Pilot, amirite?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hugely apropos, given that the General's detectors failed to go off.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Does he have to, you know, show up for this new job? Or can he go the EPA route, claim to be in Pakistan, and stay home and drink?

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Fartknocker's avatar

You don't go to Moscow to eat at a "La Cantina." That's like going to Houston and eating at the Tolstoy Pierogi house.

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