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chascates's avatar

He has too much rank to be sent to Minot, North Dakota or Thule, Greenland.

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote> scintillating conversation about beta decay</blockquote>

What you did there, I see it.

Lefty Mark's avatar

The hookers are all doing post-doctoral research in chemistry.

fuflans's avatar

honestly, who amongst us has not been drunk from Zurich to Moscow?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hugely apropos, given that the General's detectors failed to go off.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Does he have to, you know, show up for this new job? Or can he go the EPA route, claim to be in Pakistan, and stay home and drink?

Fartknocker's avatar

You don't go to Moscow to eat at a "La Cantina." That's like going to Houston and eating at the Tolstoy Pierogi house.