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He has too much rank to be sent to Minot, North Dakota or Thule, Greenland.

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<blockquote> scintillating conversation about beta decay</blockquote>

What you did there, I see it.

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And perform seppuku?

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The hookers are all doing post-doctoral research in chemistry.

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honestly, who amongst us has not been drunk from Zurich to Moscow?

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Pilot, amirite?

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Hugely apropos, given that the General's detectors failed to go off.

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Does he have to, you know, show up for this new job? Or can he go the EPA route, claim to be in Pakistan, and stay home and drink?

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You don't go to Moscow to eat at a "La Cantina." That's like going to Houston and eating at the Tolstoy Pierogi house.

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