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Minus-One Mostel?

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Vi?

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Huey Lewis and the Pythons.

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Ah, you do understand haggis.

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So, the average SFO-Heathrow flight then?

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If only we could sell this path to Libertoonians as "Xtreme Galting"

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We Report (two conflicting sets of facts) You Decide (which one is most comforting to your ideology)

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*servo noises* WHY YES MA-AM I DO HAVE HOT SAU-SAGE RIGHT HERE. *hydraulic piston extends*

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I came to make this joke about trains and sex...only to find out THEY FUCKING DID IT THEMSELVES!!

<blockquote>After some 30 seconds of close-ups of backs and bras and lips, Atlas Shrugs III cuts from the coupling to the funniest thing that it possibly could: one of those lantern-bearing signalmen actually guiding a train into a tunnel.</blockquote>

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Re: San Diego school district M-RAP. Yeah, but coolest school bus EVAH!

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Only in St. Louis County.

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I'm waiting for the sequel: Atlas Rolled Over And Farted

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Robot plays dog frisbee or GTFO.

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J. P. Sartre?

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Alan Smithee LIBEL!!!!!

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Randian message: Rich Makers can underwrite any old film project they damn well please, even crappy plutocrat porn. Takers and Film Critics can just suck it.

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