Airport Bookstore Explains Everything
We sent Jack Stuef to the airport to get lucky with some TSA harelip. Here's the photographic evidence proving that Jack is still cowering in the airport bookstore behind a pile of Tucker Max and George W. Bush frat-prank books. [ Twitter ]
Wouldn't you need an actual ticket to go somewhere before you are put through the TS&A routine? If you want the real experience without incurring the expense, just put on a "Palin '12" button and go stand in the airport men's room for a couple minutes. You'll end up with more Republican finger prints than an FBI data base.
Crushed by a crate of pretzels.