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Tits or GTFO!

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At this point I think Atilla the Hun would be too liberal for these jamokes.

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My eyes! My eyes! Why was there no #sideboob warning?!

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<i>R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Find out what it means for Thee.</i>

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...and doggoneit, people like my breasts.

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Wait, what? Kentucky? Yertle and AquaBuddha? What planet are these freakin' people from???

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What about cow-grazing?

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I think he was mocking Chris Christie's moobs.

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"pretending they were a pair of female breasts".

As opposed male breasts.

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"Laugh lines for Rand Paul" What is "The traced outline of his penis" for $300, Alex.

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"Check out my misshapen orange tits"

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IT IS AN OUTRAGE THE WAY AL FRANKEN MOCKED JOHN BOEHNER'S CHILDREN LIKE THAT

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