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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

At this point I think Atilla the Hun would be too liberal for these jamokes.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

My eyes! My eyes! Why was there no #sideboob warning?!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Find out what it means for Thee.</i>

schmannity's avatar

...and doggoneit, people like my breasts.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Wait, what? Kentucky? Yertle and AquaBuddha? What planet are these freakin' people from???

PubOption's avatar

What about cow-grazing?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think he was mocking Chris Christie's moobs.

Pookums's avatar

"pretending they were a pair of female breasts".

As opposed male breasts.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Laugh lines for Rand Paul" What is "The traced outline of his penis" for $300, Alex.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Check out my misshapen orange tits"

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IT IS AN OUTRAGE THE WAY AL FRANKEN MOCKED JOHN BOEHNER'S CHILDREN LIKE THAT