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Your former vice president is so stiff, Shawna really wants it.

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Needs moar zombie peeps.

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Breitbart isn't here.

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Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker! This is going to be a rodeo!!

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Today we are all play-acting dilettante table-pounders.

Which admittedly is not a role that's in high demand. Expect layoffs to begin shortly.

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Nobody could have predicted.

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