Hooray, the revolution is finally here! After years of judicial activists cramming marriage equality down the unwilling throats of Americans who are mostly cool with it at this point, Alabama's probate judges, who arenotjudicial activists because they just aren't, have answered the call of literally tens of Americans and refused to recognize the authority of the Supreme Court of the United States of America-Except-For-Alabama, because who do those guys think they are anyway, Supreme Court justices or something?
I have a friend who grew up in Mobile, and then got the hell out. She now lives here in Canada. It was not until she moved to California that she found out that gun racks were not standard equipment on pickup trucks.
I have a friend who grew up in Mobile, and then got the hell out. She now lives here in Canada. It was not until she moved to California that she found out that gun racks were not standard equipment on pickup trucks.
Next to the Ten Commandments on the lawn of the Capitol.
Yeah, but who the hell knows anything about Alabama?
I wouldn't put a penis anywhere near that pit. Never put a penis someplace you're not sure it'll come back out.
You mùst be in Canada
Not sure why snapchat is needed for that picture instead of patience
The Founding Fathers anticipated Southern assholes.
<i>Someone</i> seems to be fooling with Judge Moore&#039;s best laid plan.
Probably not all that well-regulated, either.
Well, if this is the hill they choose to die on, as long as they carry out their plan to its conclusion, I&#039;m good with it.
Lester Maddox is having impure thoughts about axe handles from his grave.
If this be treason, make the most of it. Oh, and write when you find work.
Someone get the Marshals. All of them, preferably.
Seriously, why would anyone want to live in Alabama? Enquiring Canadian minds want to know.
If they secede again, be sure to act all like &quot;good bye, dunno how we&#039;re gonna get along without you, keep in touch&quot;.
Does this mean I can&#039;t marry my cat? Doris will be so disappointed.