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Vienna Woods's avatar

I have a friend who grew up in Mobile, and then got the hell out. She now lives here in Canada. It was not until she moved to California that she found out that gun racks were not standard equipment on pickup trucks.

Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Next to the Ten Commandments on the lawn of the Capitol.

The Quirk's avatar

Yeah, but who the hell knows anything about Alabama?

The Quirk's avatar

I wouldn't put a penis anywhere near that pit. Never put a penis someplace you're not sure it'll come back out.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

You mùst be in Canada

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Not sure why snapchat is needed for that picture instead of patience

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The Founding Fathers anticipated Southern assholes.

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<i>Someone</i> seems to be fooling with Judge Moore's best laid plan.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Well, if this is the hill they choose to die on, as long as they carry out their plan to its conclusion, I'm good with it.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Lester Maddox is having impure thoughts about axe handles from his grave.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

If this be treason, make the most of it. Oh, and write when you find work.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Someone get the Marshals. All of them, preferably.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Seriously, why would anyone want to live in Alabama? Enquiring Canadian minds want to know.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If they secede again, be sure to act all like "good bye, dunno how we're gonna get along without you, keep in touch".

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Does this mean I can't marry my cat? Doris will be so disappointed.