23 Comments

I have a friend who grew up in Mobile, and then got the hell out. She now lives here in Canada. It was not until she moved to California that she found out that gun racks were not standard equipment on pickup trucks.

Expand full comment

Next to the Ten Commandments on the lawn of the Capitol.

Expand full comment

Yeah, but who the hell knows anything about Alabama?

Expand full comment

I wouldn't put a penis anywhere near that pit. Never put a penis someplace you're not sure it'll come back out.

Expand full comment

You mùst be in Canada

Expand full comment

Not sure why snapchat is needed for that picture instead of patience

Expand full comment

The Founding Fathers anticipated Southern assholes.

Expand full comment

<i>Someone</i> seems to be fooling with Judge Moore's best laid plan.

Expand full comment

Well, if this is the hill they choose to die on, as long as they carry out their plan to its conclusion, I'm good with it.

Expand full comment

Lester Maddox is having impure thoughts about axe handles from his grave.

Expand full comment

If this be treason, make the most of it. Oh, and write when you find work.

Expand full comment

Someone get the Marshals. All of them, preferably.

Expand full comment

Seriously, why would anyone want to live in Alabama? Enquiring Canadian minds want to know.

Expand full comment

If they secede again, be sure to act all like "good bye, dunno how we're gonna get along without you, keep in touch".

Expand full comment

Does this mean I can't marry my cat? Doris will be so disappointed.

Expand full comment