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TundraGrifter's avatar

Is a Sewer Cam Repair a Southern Colonoscopy?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Lemme see - what other religious group is it that doesn't eat pork and has trouble with the Christmas Holiday?

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Yeah, there was on of those creeps who would climb into truck stop outhouses in Southern Oregon when I was growing up.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I have a strange feeling you just did.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Still renting, are you, Les?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I got out, Run. You can too.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I in no way endorse killing people for almost any reason and almost under any circumstance. That being said, I have an evil chuckle thinking about a Taliban kind of guy walking into this assface's restaurant.

"Hey...I thought you fellers didn't eat pork."

"I did not come here for dinner"

Kaboom

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Seriously, you're probably right.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Not too late to ask Santa!

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chascates's avatar

And so they will go out of their way to target these places. And there's no chance of killing fellow Muslims. Brilliant.

And tasty!

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fuflans's avatar

this is the luddite version of opertion payback.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’m surprised someone can make a living repairing sewer cams or is that the Alabama name for colonoscopy equipment?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Ewwww! What on earth is a sewer cam? If it's what I think it is, I certainly wouldn't take it out to be repaired. I just throw the sucker away.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Do you repair sewer cams?

Yes we do.

Well wash your hands, I want a sandwich.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

You could serve <i>compassion,</i> man. They hate that shit. Unless it comes with cheese fries, then not so much.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Laugh all you want at Mr Sewer Cam Repair, but have any of you ever been attacked by a Muslim in a BBQ? Huh? Have you?

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