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We Alabama voters don't need to be anything. Bentley is term limited.

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If she weren't wearin' those short skirts and those revealing blouses this wood'nt ne'er have happened.

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Wait a minute, I was informed on Yahoo that Leviticus is the OT and is only for Jews not Christians.

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I'm pretty sure that the bible is just a series of suggestions, and you are free to pick and choose the ones that fit your pre-existing biases, and desires. At least, that's how it seems when it comes to most of these "holy" types...

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Yeah, so he should have WAY more practice...

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Man, I miss my 20s :(

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Well, God ALSO forgave Ted Haggard for the whole "meth and male hookers" thing... He's pretty forgiving when you're a white male who has money/fame/power...

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When he says 'physical affair' he means he smacked her around.

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"And at no time have I ever used the resources of my office to facilitate a relationship of any type."Anyone else notice the finger-pointing he did when he said that? Big Dog style?

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Except the parts about the gheys. That's for everyone.

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I see what you did there.

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Do you know who else was a bible basher whilst looking like someone's great-grandfather?

This guy perhaps?http://i.imgur.com/g3FfxCa.jpg

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Has anybody pointed out that his kid's names are, John Mark, Paul, Luke, and Matthew/That made me laff.

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You forgot god??!?!! Prepare to meet thy doom.

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You know you talk different to family!

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Return of the son of the brides of the "Jesus forgave me so who the fuck are you to criticize?" get out of jail free card.

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