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Findlay415's avatar

62% for Trump and a win for Tommy Tubby shows that for once, the kids listened.

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Are they going to cancel Yogi Bear?

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Clark_Nova's avatar

So Postmodernism is right up there with Lycanthropy. Can't say I disagree.

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You mean ONE ILLUMINATUS, don't you?

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I would think that the Brutalist Architecture Building at UNM would serve as an effective warning that you never want to hire their graduates to actually design a building.

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Square Dancing is truly evil. It was rescued from the ashpits of terpsichory by Henry Ford, famous anti-semite.

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But he was smart enough to leave his invisible gaseous vertebrate out of his writing.

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I thought they killed him, justifying Kirk's existence.

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Prison architecture has certainly found a place in High School architecture.

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Required.

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Dodgeball includes pain, which they favor.

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It's genetic. You start to see the weird genetics as soon as you drive across the border. Ugliest inbreds in the country.

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Also ritual fucking of the exhumed skulls of Geronimo and Pancho Villa.

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It's supposed to be quadruple fornicating.

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That's Arabic, not Sanskrit.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

There was some kid named James Egbert who went down in the tunnels somewhere, meaning to commit suicide, that gave D &D a bad name. (it turned out he was questioning his sexuality and was hiding afterward.) The private investigator didn't want to mention that, so instead mentioned the boy was a role-playing gamer. The press looking for the next "Satanic Panic" jumped on it It was the inspiration for the movie.

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