When asked for a statement on Chief Just-Us Moore's promise to appeal to the Heavens, JHVH was unavailable. His Chief Assistant, Satan however said. "We are well acquainted with Mr. Moore of Georgia, USA. His place is reserved."
They tried with voting rights, they tried with removing segregation, they are trying with abortion rights and gay rights. A never-ending battle to slap the stupid out of the South.
That's about Step 3. Normally Step 1 is Fed judges handing down court orders to follow the law, in letter at least. Step 2 would be new laws enforcing those orders. That will fall flat for obvious reasons, even after the elections. So Step 3 will come in early. Followed by US Marshals standing next to clerk's desk while he (too few shes in those states) fills out the paperwork properly and promptly.
Don't forget the limp claw.
Who can blame Alabama? Even worse than Benghazi, this country has gone BENGAYZI!!
Allow Duke Power (former employer of the Governor) to deliberately dump waste into rivers and only get a wrist-slap when caught?
Or to put a certain dipshit in the White House.
"We’re sure Alabama, and the other losers, will catch up eventually and realize they’re all out of options because this matter is settled."
Sure they will. Of course, they have to learn to accept what happened at Appomattox first. Just give them time.
OK. Can we now retire the rainbow flag and proudly fly the Jiggery-Pokery Flag?
I'm going to switch the little flag in my hand as soon as I develop the photoshop skills. Thanks.
Just a side note, Paxton and More live in parts that have more sheep than women. Jus' sayin'.
Oh, yeah. I need to wash my sheets.
Wonkette's First Epistle To The Alabamians...just relax...
Don't feel bad...LOTS of people hate North Carolina. It's just that, compared to South Carolina, y'all are Times Square.
When asked for a statement on Chief Just-Us Moore's promise to appeal to the Heavens, JHVH was unavailable. His Chief Assistant, Satan however said. "We are well acquainted with Mr. Moore of Georgia, USA. His place is reserved."
They tried with voting rights, they tried with removing segregation, they are trying with abortion rights and gay rights. A never-ending battle to slap the stupid out of the South.
You naughty boy! Spankies!
That's about Step 3. Normally Step 1 is Fed judges handing down court orders to follow the law, in letter at least. Step 2 would be new laws enforcing those orders. That will fall flat for obvious reasons, even after the elections. So Step 3 will come in early. Followed by US Marshals standing next to clerk's desk while he (too few shes in those states) fills out the paperwork properly and promptly.
And promptly spent to cover benefits of all said new couples. That is what has their ass in as crack. The budgets aren't there.