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That guy's rockin' the turkey wattle.

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That's why I wear a beard...hides the double chin allowing folks to focus on my superlative mind. (lmao).

You've got to accentuate the positive Eliminate the negative And latch on to the affirmative Don't mess with Mister In-Between

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Shadrach and Meshach looked down As Abednego said with a frown, "This fiery furnace Will probably turn us From lightly-complexioned to brown."

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As a graduate of an Alabama public high school, I know for a fact that "football" does not start with an S.

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Made some damn fine jug wine, too.

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Thy will be done.

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