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"Jones rolled with the crimson tide, so maybe that will help some voters"Son, ah say son, ya'll ain't never been to Alabama, have ye? (spits on ground)

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Hey, don't be insulting Ferengi females like that!

Twitler doesn't follow the Rules of Acquisition anyway.

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He earned his wealth the old fashioned way, exploitation.

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gross. I need another shower.

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GOOD RIDDANCE TO ROY MOORE, THOUGH! THAT IS GREAT NEWS!

I wish Doug Jones some serious luck!

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Odd that for a football coach in Alabama, I can't readily find him in any ads for pickup truck dealers, and I think I know why. I did find this, and it's not just awful for a football coach ad, it's awful for any ad. Are there Razzies for advertising? Anyway, not even an Alabama truck dealer would sign off on something like this.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Stranger things happen. Sometimes a guy's hair gets him elected, and sometimes a woman's voice gets her not elected. We are superficial people.

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Soul?

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Moore Moore Moore, how do you like it?

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Well played.

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Sessions and Bannon both got trashed by trump, but they both still support him. How stupid can some stupid people be? Pretty fucking stupid.

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$400 million just doesn't buy votes like it used to.

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We know what happens when the earrings come off.

https://media.giphy.com/med...

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Tough crowd, but thx.

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And not racist.

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Some dogs are, but not the dogs of nice people.

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