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DrCasbahJazz's avatar

"Jones rolled with the crimson tide, so maybe that will help some voters"Son, ah say son, ya'll ain't never been to Alabama, have ye? (spits on ground)

GreyLadyBast's avatar

Hey, don't be insulting Ferengi females like that!

Twitler doesn't follow the Rules of Acquisition anyway.

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He earned his wealth the old fashioned way, exploitation.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

gross. I need another shower.

julebud's avatar

GOOD RIDDANCE TO ROY MOORE, THOUGH! THAT IS GREAT NEWS!

I wish Doug Jones some serious luck!

Stroke1's avatar

Odd that for a football coach in Alabama, I can't readily find him in any ads for pickup truck dealers, and I think I know why. I did find this, and it's not just awful for a football coach ad, it's awful for any ad. Are there Razzies for advertising? Anyway, not even an Alabama truck dealer would sign off on something like this.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Stroke1's avatar

Stranger things happen. Sometimes a guy's hair gets him elected, and sometimes a woman's voice gets her not elected. We are superficial people.

Stroke1's avatar

Moore Moore Moore, how do you like it?

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

Sessions and Bannon both got trashed by trump, but they both still support him. How stupid can some stupid people be? Pretty fucking stupid.

Stroke1's avatar

$400 million just doesn't buy votes like it used to.

Stroke1's avatar

We know what happens when the earrings come off.

https://media.giphy.com/med...

goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

Some dogs are, but not the dogs of nice people.