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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Holy fucking Christ! That explains the pot hole right in front of my mail box! For realz!

bobbert's avatar

Perhaps Fitzy should do us a Masterful Margarita?

bobbert's avatar

At least the rent shouldn't be too damn high.

bobbert's avatar

What if they drafted a resolution and nobody remembered to include the resolution?

bobbert's avatar

Yeah, but even then they wanted to go back to the Bronze Age.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Are you kidding? People are dying to get into heaven

bobbert's avatar

You have to admit the black shirt and pink tie is a very Mayoral look.

Spurning Beer's avatar

I can't say I'm a theist, but while the people of Winfield, Alabama may feel they are presenting the Good Lord with a high honor, "Alabama property owner" is a title that would seem to diminish the almighty, omnipresent and all-powerful ground of being.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Wait until the F-5 eviction notice comes roaring through.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What did they expect from the God of the Jews?

Incoming Ham's avatar

"Hit the fan?" I have said it 1000 times - atheists don't give a fuck about your religion. Stop trying to sound persecuted.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You're thinking of donkeys. We won't ask why.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There's no Tree of Knowledge in this town, so no worries.