In a real estate deal of questionable legality, the City Council of Winfield, Alabama, recently passed a resolution declaring that Winfield is a "City Under God," a necessary step because, as Mayor Randy Price said, the state and country are in "an awful condition." The
I can't say I'm a theist, but while the people of Winfield, Alabama may feel they are presenting the Good Lord with a high honor, "Alabama property owner" is a title that would seem to diminish the almighty, omnipresent and all-powerful ground of being.
Holy fucking Christ! That explains the pot hole right in front of my mail box! For realz!
I love that!
Perhaps Fitzy should do us a Masterful Margarita?
At least the rent shouldn't be too damn high.
What if they drafted a resolution and nobody remembered to include the resolution?
Yeah, but even then they wanted to go back to the Bronze Age.
Are you kidding? People are dying to get into heaven
You have to admit the black shirt and pink tie is a very Mayoral look.
Not even George Burns.
I can't say I'm a theist, but while the people of Winfield, Alabama may feel they are presenting the Good Lord with a high honor, "Alabama property owner" is a title that would seem to diminish the almighty, omnipresent and all-powerful ground of being.
Wait until the F-5 eviction notice comes roaring through.
What did they expect from the God of the Jews?
"Hit the fan?" I have said it 1000 times - atheists don't give a fuck about your religion. Stop trying to sound persecuted.
You're thinking of donkeys. We won't ask why.
Sharia Law or GTFO.
There's no Tree of Knowledge in this town, so no worries.