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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Holy fucking Christ! That explains the pot hole right in front of my mail box! For realz!

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

I love that!

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bobbert's avatar

Perhaps Fitzy should do us a Masterful Margarita?

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bobbert's avatar

At least the rent shouldn't be too damn high.

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bobbert's avatar

What if they drafted a resolution and nobody remembered to include the resolution?

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bobbert's avatar

Yeah, but even then they wanted to go back to the Bronze Age.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Are you kidding? People are dying to get into heaven

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bobbert's avatar

You have to admit the black shirt and pink tie is a very Mayoral look.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Not even George Burns.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I can't say I'm a theist, but while the people of Winfield, Alabama may feel they are presenting the Good Lord with a high honor, "Alabama property owner" is a title that would seem to diminish the almighty, omnipresent and all-powerful ground of being.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Wait until the F-5 eviction notice comes roaring through.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What did they expect from the God of the Jews?

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Incoming Ham's avatar

"Hit the fan?" I have said it 1000 times - atheists don't give a fuck about your religion. Stop trying to sound persecuted.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You're thinking of donkeys. We won't ask why.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There's no Tree of Knowledge in this town, so no worries.

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