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Holy fucking Christ! That explains the pot hole right in front of my mail box! For realz!

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I love that!

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Perhaps Fitzy should do us a Masterful Margarita?

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At least the rent shouldn't be too damn high.

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What if they drafted a resolution and nobody remembered to include the resolution?

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Yeah, but even then they wanted to go back to the Bronze Age.

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Are you kidding? People are dying to get into heaven

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You have to admit the black shirt and pink tie is a very Mayoral look.

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Not even George Burns.

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I can't say I'm a theist, but while the people of Winfield, Alabama may feel they are presenting the Good Lord with a high honor, "Alabama property owner" is a title that would seem to diminish the almighty, omnipresent and all-powerful ground of being.

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Wait until the F-5 eviction notice comes roaring through.

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What did they expect from the God of the Jews?

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"Hit the fan?" I have said it 1000 times - atheists don't give a fuck about your religion. Stop trying to sound persecuted.

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You're thinking of donkeys. We won't ask why.

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There's no Tree of Knowledge in this town, so no worries.

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