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phoenix00's avatar

Not as many as it takes to Make America Rape Again.

phoenix00's avatar

Something something face writing cheques his ass can't cash something

phoenix00's avatar

At the Martha's Vineyard parties he's never invited to.

phoenix00's avatar

Just like that President that most defo did not. Have. Sexual Relations.

With that woman.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

a confidential source named "Rebecca"

uh-oh!

Leftflank's avatar

I think its obvious that he was involved with having sex of some sort with underage girls, AKA children.And who knows what else because its not like their financial entanglements are on the up and up. This whole group is pure sleaze.

Brian Fowler's avatar

Looks like Boris Johnson with a better haircut. If only the motherfucker stayed in comedy.

jj's avatar

"And now that you have your legs crossed forever..." LOLLLL and Bravo. We all know these ugly rich fucks messed with these girls. They have zero integrity and are pathetic

Hesavebread!'s avatar

This idiot. I hate being massaged.

James Baskin's avatar

My muscles are always tight (not sore) from all the exercising I do. A massage is like heaven for me. Better than drugs.

The Quirk's avatar

Did he make these arguments in actual court, or just on TV?

Erala Contratista's avatar

How very satisfactory!Like watching someone running a red light in front of a cop.Good fer you 😉

Erala Contratista's avatar

Lost me.Need to diagram this.....

whar pencil

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Dersh, if the glove fits tense your hand so it looks like it doesn't - but that won't work with baggy tighty whiteys

Opiwan's avatar

Could we, like, NEVER EVER talk about anything whatevered to a grundle-bump again? KTHXBAI