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There is something ugly about Alan Keyes; something that repeatedly makes his articulate threats impotent.

His singular power is to inspire guilt in the vulnerable and disgust in anyone with the least sense of enlightenment. Keyes, a serial political sacrificial lamb, served as a placeholder in lost races, until the GOP realized that he left such a bad taste with people that he turned off future Republican voters.

Keyes' light-weight rerun Jeremiah act β€” moralizing mumbo-jumbo with no vision β€” makes him a pathetic figure at the fringe of reactionary politics, with the power to be unpleasant. Alan Keyes is not a force in American politics but he remains a stench.

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"the first Civil War." Jesus fucking Christ on a goddam motherfucking cockshitting pussyfarting cracker. Pardon my French.

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You may conduct an equine quadruped to an aqueous reservoir but you cannot compel it to imbibe.

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Has Alan dropped into Kardashian territory yet and is famous solely for being famous?

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Ooh, let's make a list of all the times Scalia should have recused himself that would Alan would agree with. {crickets chirping}

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A high crime AND a midemeanor? Dear. GOD

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Because they accept one, but not the other?

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Martin Lawrence wept.

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Don't look now but I think you have a bustle in your hedgerow.

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A stupid person's idea of what an intelligent column would look like...

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"Find your mark." "Cheat upstage".....mercy!!!

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Led Zep..."Stairway..."? I'm pre-geezer - so ...

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They want to start another civil war but can't even get any right-wing marchonwashington crowd into 5 figures. In some cases, even 3 would be a stretch.

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I await the fabulousness of the treaty signing ....

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I was going to say something, but I have gotten stuck -- what's another word for "thesaurus"?

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What noisy cats are we.

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