General life-reject and self-described ongoing abortion Alan Keyes has discovered, GAH, that the old people who frequent cruise ships are "pretty much stuck there," once they are on the boat.
How about a comedy &quot;palate cleanser&quot; for you, my two friends....courtesy of the late, great <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=oB71oiqDPwI" target="_blank"> LaWanda Page.</a> NSFW!
The bottles stand as empty as they were filled before Time there was and plenty but from that cup no more Though I could not caution all I yet may warn a few: Don&#039;t lend your hand to raise no flag atop no ship of fools
[snarky comment about torpedoes but retracted &#039;cuz it wouldn&#039;t be fair to make the other passangers suffer more than they have already]
How about a comedy &quot;palate cleanser&quot; for you, my two friends....courtesy of the late, great <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=oB71oiqDPwI" target="_blank"> LaWanda Page.</a> NSFW!
hahahha teatards get victoria jackson.
we get the dailey show.
The bottles stand as empty as they were filled before Time there was and plenty but from that cup no more Though I could not caution all I yet may warn a few: Don&#039;t lend your hand to raise no flag atop no ship of fools
It could have been worse. It could have been a song AND dance number.
I feel so broke up, I want to go home.
(Truly, this is the worse trip we&#039;ve ever been on.)
Tommmcatt:
Carrot Top is better than Victoria Jackson.
Kristen:
How DO you find this stuff?
On second thought - please don&#039;t tell me.
I&#039;ll love Irma Jackson til I die. My life was just fine not knowing anything about Victoria Jackson.
Thanks a lot!!!
More like the <i>Flying Dutchman</i> or the <i>Mary Celeste</i>?
Uh, waiter? I was told this was going to be a three hour tour.
Dennis Miller has never worn a bow in his hair. Doing so would instantly make him 458% funnier.
When Lounge Lizards attack.
That&#039;s the first time the phrase &quot;big black dick&quot; has grossed me out. Way to go!
[snarky comment about torpedoes but retracted &#039;cuz it wouldn&#039;t be fair to make the other passangers suffer more than they have already]
Looks like a jelly fish is attacking her head.
A mad tea party at sea? Did Victoria fall asleep face down in her teacup? Were there riddles with no answers? WIN!
I&#039;d dive overboard and swim for shore, Being eaten by sharks would be preferable to staying onboard.