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Martini Glambassador's avatar

The lizard people from Fucktard 6 do not like you touching them, lest their non-human coating rubs off, revealing their alien identities.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

You should have seen what happened to Larry Craig when he 'accidentally' wide-stanced him in the men's room.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Hey Lou, we got any open homicides we can pin on this schmuck?

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PubOption's avatar

Is this one of his paintings? <a href="http://www.veteranstoday.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.veteranstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2...">http://www.veteranstoday.co...

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WA Bishop's avatar

That's one of the attractions to the place. It's practically a tourism slogan.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Hah! Don Young <i>IS</i> Ebola.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Well, I killed a man in Juneau, 'Cause he touched my arm. When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and ask for my Mom.</i>

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Thanks for coming out to California, Congressman Young! Great to finally meet you in person!"

Andrew Breitbart then shook Don Young's hand. AND NOW YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY

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jqheywood's avatar

Perhaps he is a Slitheen?

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Buttsecks, tons and tons of it

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