Wonkette would like to give a hearty welcome to Lt. Col. Joseph R. Lawendowski, our daily (hourly?) "He seems nice" contestant. Lt. Col. Lawendowski is a rough tough military man and the Deputy Chief of Staff for Operations and Training of the Alaska National Guard. Please note the use of present tense there, which is rather surprising, given that military investigators submitted a confidential report (an “AR 15-6" in military terms, not to be mistaken for the similarly named semiautomatic rifle) back in March and leaked to the
Too many chicken-hawk Civvies shouting that any attempt at civilian control of the military/police is "An attack on OUR COUNTRY'S ARMED FORCES!!!eleven1!!" Seriously, can you imagine Obama, or any Democrat for that matter, looking into something like this?
I'm not so sure; he doesn't sound like he drinks enough. He does have the strength of character and depth of intellect the Demiguv insists on, of course.
I'm not certain, but I think to get a DD you have to be court-martialed, which is, you know, a semi-public event. The other-than-honorable (I assume this is what they used to call a "general") discharge, is for when you want someone to go away without publicity.
Of course, in this case it doesn't appear to have taken.
At the risk of further souring relations, can we just <i>give</i> Alaska back to Russia? (Then maybe Mexico might consider taking back Texas.)
Too many chicken-hawk Civvies shouting that any attempt at civilian control of the military/police is &quot;An attack on OUR COUNTRY&#039;S ARMED FORCES!!!eleven1!!&quot; Seriously, can you imagine Obama, or any Democrat for that matter, looking into something like this?
I&#039;m not so sure; he doesn&#039;t sound like he drinks enough. He does have the strength of character and depth of intellect the Demiguv insists on, of course.
Yeah, but bring your daughter to work day was not very popular.
Yeah, but that big rug really tied the Guard together.
Dad, do I <i> have</i> to go?
/snark off Jesus, that&#039;s terrible.
/snark on
Maybe you could interest Marcus and Michele in opening an Alaska branch of their foster farm.
Hmm. I may have to rethink my Halloween costume.
I&#039;m not certain, but I think to get a DD you have to be court-martialed, which is, you know, a semi-public event. The other-than-honorable (I assume this is what they used to call a &quot;general&quot;) discharge, is for when you want someone to go away without publicity.
Of course, in this case it doesn&#039;t appear to have taken.
Just look for Vlad, and then stake him out.
This man sounds perfect for Brisdull&#039;s new beau!
<blockquote>None have been charged for any crimes by either military or civilian law enforcement</blockquote>
...did not come as a surprise.
Duke of Porn or GTFO!
maybe you caught teh Ebola
Lawendowski could see Mongolia from his back porch
The Big Lawendowski
At the risk of further souring relations, can we just <i>give</i> Alaska back to Russia? (Then maybe Mexico might consider taking back Texas.)