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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Mr. Cap, there's a Mayor Ford on line 1.

KinkyReggae's avatar

I think $250 buys a lot of crack, but I'm not sure.

Shibusa's avatar

Everyone working on 'The 1/2 Hour News Hour'?

beatbort's avatar

Someone should make a mix tape with this conversation at the center of it, then play it from loudspeakers mounted atop cars during the campaign. Beg ole man Coffey to sue them.

Bureaucrap's avatar

You can't unring a bell, but you can get rid of a ding-a-ling (with votes!!).

unhipcat's avatar

i know it's impossible to unsee something you've already seen, but does that apply to hearing as well? (I'm not from around here, so i'm not sure)

unhipcat's avatar

if by "butt" you mean "big wet spot on the ground," then yes

MOG253's avatar

A porch dick I worked with back in the 80's couldn't get the hang of three-way calling (tricky new technology at the time) and left a really nasty rant on a colleague's voice mail, calling her all sorts of unpleasant things. Really unpleasant things, while laughing it up with another co-worker. She used the recording to have him fired (yay). He tried the same argument, it didn't work in the corporate world.

MOG253's avatar

We all miss Kirby Delauter.

MOG253's avatar

In this case, the difference is slight.

Wonkaholic's avatar

It had to have been 250 moose pelts. Didn't he also say in the conversation that if you ain't fur me, you must be against me?

Bobo Yeats Druid-Jones VIII's avatar

Right. I hope they kept a ledger, or how will they be able to really cash in...people can be really fickle (if you don't pay them right).

Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

Hitler - "My dog has no nose!"Soldier - "How does he smell?"Hitler - "Awful!"

Thank you, Monty Python!

Chris Grrr's avatar

Cotton and his letter co-signers ?