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Mr. Cap, there's a Mayor Ford on line 1.

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Gilbert Godrey?

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I think $250 buys a lot of crack, but I'm not sure.

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Everyone working on 'The 1/2 Hour News Hour'?

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Someone should make a mix tape with this conversation at the center of it, then play it from loudspeakers mounted atop cars during the campaign. Beg ole man Coffey to sue them.

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You can't unring a bell, but you can get rid of a ding-a-ling (with votes!!).

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i know it's impossible to unsee something you've already seen, but does that apply to hearing as well? (I'm not from around here, so i'm not sure)

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if by "butt" you mean "big wet spot on the ground," then yes

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Jay Wilds?

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A porch dick I worked with back in the 80's couldn't get the hang of three-way calling (tricky new technology at the time) and left a really nasty rant on a colleague's voice mail, calling her all sorts of unpleasant things. Really unpleasant things, while laughing it up with another co-worker. She used the recording to have him fired (yay). He tried the same argument, it didn't work in the corporate world.

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We all miss Kirby Delauter.

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In this case, the difference is slight.

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It had to have been 250 moose pelts. Didn't he also say in the conversation that if you ain't fur me, you must be against me?

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Right. I hope they kept a ledger, or how will they be able to really cash in...people can be really fickle (if you don't pay them right).

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Hitler - "My dog has no nose!"Soldier - "How does he smell?"Hitler - "Awful!"

Thank you, Monty Python!

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Cotton and his letter co-signers ?

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