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RUB on a Twinkie's avatar

We certainly will spit - not swallow!

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RUB on a Twinkie's avatar

That's more than I can swallow

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Clark_Nova's avatar

Mannie's boys would have killed three bystanders in the process.

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Vi's avatar

THIS is why I love Wonkette.

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Vi's avatar

"to not give a flying dick" must join the lexicon. Please, please, please!!

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Vi's avatar

Where'd it go!? There it is!https://images.app.goo.gl/n...

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Vi's avatar

'Taint right.

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Vi's avatar

Is that Cindy Williams?!

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Vi's avatar

"very lightly" LOL

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

come on.... THE B** B**** C***?!?!?!

lord, it's like your funny bone fell out. ;)

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DLZebub's avatar

I abide by Dok Zoom's commenting rules. He is a fair, but cruel mistress.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

Turns out it was only a stuffed sock.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

It was a stuffed sock. Really.

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((( Augustus )))'s avatar

I remember that, last year, the list of "cities that are out of control from Antifa" that Billy Barr was going to crack down on read like, Portland, Chicago, Seattle, New York, DC...Albuquerque

Hmm, Albuquerque doesn't really seem to fit with those other ones, I wonder what's going on with that

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

I got it. I didn't want it, but I got it.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

So appropriate as Manny has always been a dick. Unfortunately, so has Keller, and we're going to get stuck with one of them or the other. Bad choices all around.

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