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malsperanza's avatar

I'm gonna take a wild guess that people who answer municipal emergency hotlines get a bit of training about how to identify false accusations.

Unless, of course, this is an FBI hotline, in which case I'm with Alex Jones. Those folks'll tie anyone to a chair, given half an excuse.

WA Bishop's avatar

It even <i>sounds</i> like speech. Bark! Ping!

WA Bishop's avatar

The man with the glasses may influence the masses, But the one with the gun calls the shots.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Umm... you can always call the cops to report homicidal wingnuts. Maybe Jones should look into taking away the phones at the local P.D.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

To be fair...isnt Jones a 9/11 Truther? I don't think he'd be ok with Ari Fleischer, either.

chascates's avatar

It's Springtime for Hitler!

chascates's avatar

Yes, 9/11 was an inside job. Some months back I tuned in to his radio show and he had Lyndon LaRouche on. LaRouche made Alex seem pretty conventional.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"half the people I meet in this country, and in other countries too, say they listen to my show."

Alex the Jagoff is quite full of himself...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"Why won;t anyone think of the KIDS??? "

That's Jerry Sandusky's job

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Hey! I like that stuff- only half the calories while I rot my stomach lining

The Quirk's avatar

Just to get his head outta there?

The Quirk's avatar

Mr. Jones' pissflaps remain flappable. And unfappable.

Shypixel's avatar

Violence = Dissent?

So our prisons are full of political prisoners?

Shypixel's avatar

Do they even make colonoscopes that big?

Shypixel's avatar

"Is he naked this time?" "No, I think he is wearing a deer-skin"