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I'm gonna take a wild guess that people who answer municipal emergency hotlines get a bit of training about how to identify false accusations.

Unless, of course, this is an FBI hotline, in which case I'm with Alex Jones. Those folks'll tie anyone to a chair, given half an excuse.

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Pollsters?

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It even <i>sounds</i> like speech. Bark! Ping!

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The man with the glasses may influence the masses, But the one with the gun calls the shots.

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Umm... you can always call the cops to report homicidal wingnuts. Maybe Jones should look into taking away the phones at the local P.D.

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To be fair...isnt Jones a 9/11 Truther? I don't think he'd be ok with Ari Fleischer, either.

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It's Springtime for Hitler!

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Yes, 9/11 was an inside job. Some months back I tuned in to his radio show and he had Lyndon LaRouche on. LaRouche made Alex seem pretty conventional.

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"half the people I meet in this country, and in other countries too, say they listen to my show."

Alex the Jagoff is quite full of himself...

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"Why won;t anyone think of the KIDS??? "

That's Jerry Sandusky's job

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Hey! I like that stuff- only half the calories while I rot my stomach lining

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Just to get his head outta there?

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Mr. Jones' pissflaps remain flappable. And unfappable.

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Violence = Dissent?

So our prisons are full of political prisoners?

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Do they even make colonoscopes that big?

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"Is he naked this time?" "No, I think he is wearing a deer-skin"

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