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Greebo's avatar

Probably not at Musk School of Economics

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M.T's avatar

Apparently, the good old-fashioned, Bible-believing Christian folk on GiveSendGo are more than willing to throw their hard-earned money at a "man" who has made a career out of bearing false witness against his neighbor.

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glenglish's avatar

This Alex Jones fuck wad is lower than a shitheel on a deep sea snail's ass. With apologies to all you fuck wads.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

No one deserves this legal/financial agony more than Alex Jones.

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Seraph's avatar

Pbbbbbbbt! I was in kindergarten... 🙃

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Ray Bluth's avatar

As my parents used to say, (60 years ago) "Couldn't happen to a nicer guy."

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DahBoner's avatar

Sue the bum.https://uploads.disquscdn.c...Until the cows come home

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Andre's avatar

After reading the statement from Jones GiveGriftGoFY, I'm gonna make a donation in his name to SPLC. Inspired, I am.

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You Suck.  What Is It?'s avatar

They are super nice.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

ITYM GoGriftMe. (someone should set that up)

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goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

What do you think makes the cocaine adhere to bills?

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Relativicus's avatar

I just wrote “Alex Jones” on five $20 bills, wrapped and secured them around a handful of sage sticks, and lit the bundle on fire. As the ashes rise to the heavens, the value of that money increases exponentially to the point where, once they settle over Jones’s finances they’ll be worth well over a million bucks.

I’ve done my part… how about YOU?

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John McLaughlin's avatar

I hope Alex doesn't become poor

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Seek's avatar

They push a lot of updates that change a lot of stuff very regularly. How much of that is Elon wanting to play video games on the car's screen and how much is technically necessary is far above my pay grade. That and the privacy issues were the 2 major reasons I passed on buying a Tesla the last time I was car shopping. Their privacy statement is a thing of beauty.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

EV porn.

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Volt Owner's avatar

I use Monopoly Money for that, as the outlay on my part is much less, and the smoke is a little less toxic. Results seem similar though...

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