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Simpson's Moleman libel!

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<i>Yes, and this is precisely the point where we wish Barack Obama would call a news conference to insist that tickling rabid dingoes is a dangerous practice.</i>

I call foul! Biting an Alex Jones-follower could be detrimental to the dingo!

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Or <i>Monty Python and The Holy Grail</i>.

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Rosey Grier libul!!1!1!

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Not his uncles, but his mants sure did.

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Way to stick the landing, though.

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Now, I’m not drawing any conclusions here, but I know this: Alex Jones -- who is well-known by all of his fans for doing all kinds of "exhaustive" intarweb "research" -- was without any doubt, staring at transvestite porn all night, preparing for this show.

And I don't judge that, either. You go, weirdo crankbeast!

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Big hands, you know you're the one. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YdQBkxf4kU&f...">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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A little Femmes is a nice counter to Alex Jones.

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He is a wingnut!!! all he knows about ginas is to regulate or run from them

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Right!!!! and Mann Colter dont have nuts under her clit

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What's the frequency KENNETH?

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Pretty sure he thinks Monsanto are providing the stuff that goes in chemtrails.

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Barbara Bush was NOT a man, but she was heavily into George Washington cosplay.

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She must have two vaginas, then.

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I, for one, am willing to investigate further. With Ms Obama's cooperation, of course. And while her husband is out of town.

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