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No! The wife and I had plans for dinner and a movie, and ISIS was supposed to babysit the kids, and those fuckers didn't show! This is the third time that's happened!

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They are INCORRIGIBLE!

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Alex Jones needs an enema, badly. He's so backed up with shit that it's spewing out of his mouth. He's managed to combine ISIS, antifa, leftists, communists, Bolsheviks and old people living in retirement communities into one giant ball o'crazy.

I would say well done, but not in this case.

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Ohhh, don't bring up yogurt... Alex is a little sensitive about that.

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Life was a lot simpler when I collected a weekly check from George Soros and quietly advanced the globalist agenda.

Now I've got eight bosses. Eight bosses! Last week they changed the cover sheet on my time report. And they want me to work on Saturday.

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Sounds right. On second thought I'd think it news in Nevada if you weren't known to possess guns.

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Remember, according to his lawyer he's a performance artist, so he's just *portraying* an irredeemably horrible opportunist who subsists on the sorrow of victims of unspeakable tragedy.

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Goo goo cachoo.

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PC code culture...WTF does that mean?!?

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Seeing him in his "camo" outfit, I am intrigued that he isn't out trying to defeat the enemies of the state, uhh, wait, the state is the enemy, or...WTF? How stupid does someone need to be to actually listen to this guy (not all my Over-Lords at Wonkette, you do it for me...)?

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ever since the campus take overs and the burning of all the draft cards i've been living off the residuals left over from the chicago 7 -

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Likely will show he lost thousands, probably tens of thousands, of dollars in the casinos...

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Yo, Alex, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but David Icke is one of the best conspiracy theorists of all time! OF. ALL. TIME.

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I dunno. But I feel a lil' gangsta just thinking about it.

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“Alex, first it was the statues... — anything to get the right-wing going..."

And we know it doesn't take very much to get the right-wing going.

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Good move!

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