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Bigfoot photoshopped those in, DUH

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Musical caps.

I love it.

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Stephen King, Clive Barker, John Shirley, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman and all you other writers of horror fiction can just pack up your tents and move on. There's a new Master in town and he's more horrific than any nightmare you can imagine. And he don't give two shits who gets hurt.

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That's more like it.

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The ultimate goal of any REAL capitalist is to receive money for absolutely nothing.The less time and money spent on a product or service the better. And Alex has damn near perfected the art of this swindle.

Donnie has never really got it that he is actually a capitalist FAIL. Donnie keeps moving dirt and paper around and making DEALS when the Big Boys know that persuading other people to give you money for something as insubstantial as an idea is where the real rubber hits the road in capitalism.

Christ! Donnie does not even get it that Alex and his chums are using Donnie to make bucks. What a sucker!

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At this point, I would welcome the Sheeple.

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Donnie has reminded me of Kaiser Wilhelm, so it's really more of a "shifting roles" situation.

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"paranoid intelligentsia" - TimeCube libel!

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I forget. Are we at war with Eurasia, or Eastasia?

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The Catholic Church figured that one out centuries ago. Then Martin Luther said "Fuck that shit, I want me som'o dat too!" and so on.

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AOT,K

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I spent my childhood in a small town in Illinois. The community was mostly Scandanavians with a few Scots thrown in here and here. I'm kind of both. Christmas Eve was a Smorgasboard and everyone had sort of an open house. Neighbors would drop in all evening for a drink and a nosh. We always had oil fondue with meats. I've only had cheese fondue a couple of times and it was delish, so I'm trying to recapture a little bit of my childhood and turn it into my own tradition.

No visitors, just me, cheese fondue, dipping things and a bottle of wine.

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They keep fucking up and fucking up, and each time I want to yell WE CAN SEE AND HEAR YOU MORONS at them.

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I'm not really sure how you can get away with inciting violence. I don't think anyone ever went to jail for egging on Tiller's murderer. It's pretty outrageous. I feel like if I started a riot, I'd be jailed, but anyone can incite murder with impunity (other than Charles Manson).

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I would think children from Haiti would be somewhat duskier than amber.

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Canned clam and bean sprouts pizza was a staple menu item at Heavy's pizza in del Mar CA in the 70's. Someone should investigate!!!!

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