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DaveM's avatar

I really hope Alex Jones gets squeezed like an orange in juice factory. Pulverized not even a little pulp left. Nothing left but the empty shell of a once living organism.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

"But honey, I had to support him! He says he's gonna appoint judges who'll overturn Roe and Obergefell!! You KNOW that's my dream!"

"Still not fucking good enough, Teddles."

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

Sadly, he might. He's probably daft enough to believe his own lies. And if he doesn't believe them, he certainly believes in covering his ass at all times. He's just another shameless grifter, not unlike the one we have squatting in our White House.

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phoenix00's avatar

As much as I hope you're right, I have the feeling he gets to skate home free just because conservative.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

Damn. Never even considered how likely Professor Plum was. Once again I didn't study the matter in enough depth.

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EdR's avatar

That would not surprise at all. The Olympian grade contortions that the evangelicals have made to rationalize their support of Trump and other Republicans is proof positive that they have eschewed compliance with the book of magic words.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

He's Canadian. I mean, ya know.

Apologies to Canadians.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

I hope that Ted is still sleeping in the dog house for not defending his wife. My husband would have dotted trump's eye for saying something bad about me.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

He's not quite ready to bite the hand that feeds his agenda.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

Ted Cruz weighing in on this? Sit down, Ted. No one likes you, either.

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BigOnion's avatar

Actually, I think you're right- so you're not alone. Welcome to the loneliest conspiracy theory of them all. Good news is, there's a lot of elbow room in here.

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phoenix00's avatar

Don't forget our dairy and cars. That guy on Fox News said so.

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phoenix00's avatar

I'm thinking he was the egg that helped lower the bar for Trump's chicken.

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phoenix00's avatar

I think it's beyond that - to them, the 1A gives carte blanche to say whatever they want on their minds, regardless of "political correctness", 'truthiness', or societal mores, without consequences.

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phoenix00's avatar

Remember what Trump said about him? And yet Cruz still ended up stumping for him.

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phoenix00's avatar

OH YEAH?? MY theory is *reads cards* Professor Plum in the Library with the Lead Pipe.

What do I win?

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